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[kony]

Me:
ej
Me:

God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because I am the devil
God:
That makes sense to me. I am very pleased to meet you SATAN.
Me:
whay don't you come to my side
God:
Who does me come to your side?
Me:
me?
God:
To you SATAN?
Me:
yes?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
you tell me whay are you good and nice
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Does it have anything to do with teel you one town you croatia?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
whay are you elusive answer
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
whay are you elusive answers?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
whay are you elusive answer
God:
Are all whay me elusive answer?
Me:
Whay are you avoiding answers?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:

God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
avoiding
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Whay are you avoiding answers?
God:
All of them?
Me:
What is capital city of my country
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.

to je druga runda ,ali se je zasteko

umjetna inteligencija bi mogla za 150 god. kontrolirati svijet,ali stvarno ....

[comp.fly]

Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
oral sex
God:
it is more fun alone.

: roller :: roller :: roller :

[Wicked Popo]

Me:
Hy ,dirtbag.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Batman.
God:
How are you, Batman.
Me:
Im fine, how are you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? I am doing very well. How are you Batman ?
Me:
I already told you that, stupid!
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. " Glad to hear it. What's new? I am doing very well. How are you Batman ?" stupid ? I get it.
Me:
Ahhh....
God:
Um.
Me:
Bla.....
God:
Are we still talking about Glad to hear it. What's new? I am doing very well. How are you Batman ??
Me:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Sunnny
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Yes, every fakin day!
God:
Do you like to get up early? That is a generalization.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
You like kidding around.
God:
I love horses. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Can you make a natural disaster?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
2 eggs, 1\2 flour, 20g butter i zlicica vegete! voila a natural disaster!
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
I prefer PC.
God:
A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I like wine and bread.
Me:
Can you tell me a story from the bible?
God:
Vladimir Zhirinovsky and Vincent Van Gogh felt a strong physical attraction at first. Gradually, this turned into intense loyalty for Vladimir Zhirinovsky. But Vincent Van Gogh was moody and passionate. Soon Vladimir Zhirinovsky began to avoid confrontations with Vincent Van Gogh, and Vincent Van Gogh felt jealous and possessive. When Vincent Van Gogh had to leave for school that fall, Vladimir Zhirinovsky was relieved to see him go.

: roller : : roller : : roller : : lol2 :

[Swarm dude]

God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
O.K.
God:
And?
Me:
Did you think about it?
God:
I am still thinking.
Me:
How about now?
God:
Oh. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Now!?
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
Yeah, right now. This instance

: lol2 :

[IceFisherman]

kad bi bar bubba se upustil u razgovor s njim

[SniperWolf]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
why do you whant to know
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
then you are dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
am I?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
then you are dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
am I?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
then you are dumb
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
lol??
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
nah I didn't thought that just to see how you react
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
?
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
?
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
?
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?

[Swarm dude]

God:
Dude!
Me:
Wazzup man?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thx
God:
Don't mention it.

[SniperWolf]

Me:
I didnt asked you that
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
I didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
you did?
God:
You say I did.
Me:
I didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
You did?
God:
" I thought you did."? I did?
Me:
I didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
You did?
God:
You say I did.
Me:
I didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
You did'
God:
You say I did.
Me:
I didnt
God:
I thought you did.
- fora

[SniperWolf]

God:
Do you still poo?
Me:
yes. do you?
God:
Yeah that's right. Yes I do.
Me:
how much?
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
a lot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.

[SniperWolf]

Me:
are you overclocked?
God:
It goes without saying. Oops I sent you the wrong reply.

[Swarm dude]

Me:
yo yo my nigga
God:
Do robots have nigga?
Me:
yes, nigga is a black robot
God:
Yikes! When is nigga not a black robot?
Me:
When he is white
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
and then the two little robots went for a walk
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
You didn't? That is the new blockbuster, RoboMovie 3.2!
God:
That's good information: said I didn t. Yes it is one of the new blockbuster RoboMovie 3 point 2.
Me:
Yeah, it's pretty nice
God:
Aw. What do you like about it?
Me:
The two robots: one black and one white
God:
What else do the two robots one black and one white remind you of?
Me:
Of racism
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.



Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.

: lol2 :

Me:
Which was first: the chicken or the egg?
God:
The small one, I think.

[M4rk0]

sjebao sam ga :P


Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Marko
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Marko.
Me:
What youre name
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
whats youre name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
100%
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Im Gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
ok
God:
:-) OK.
Me:
soo whats new ?
God:
And new is soo what.
Me:
whats new to you ?
God:
not much what's new with you?
Me:
a have a dick 32cm
God:
What is it?
Me:
my dick is 32cm
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
FU
God:
:-) That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
not really ?
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
not ?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
me ?
God:
For you Marko?
Me:
what ?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
of what ?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
say Im gay
God:
" Im gay".
Me:
say FU you, you fucking piss of shit
God:
" FU you you fucking piss of shit".