Chatajte sa Bogom

[DJ Distinctive]

Pozz!
Bas bio malo na jednom forumu i vidio da neki lik ima svoju stranicu i tak idem otvorit, stisnem enter, upisem ime a na prozoru pise You are now chating with God. Pitajte pitanja koja nikad ne biste nekog pitali u zivotu. lol http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[MRKONJA]

Vau
I onda je svizac zamotao čokoladu....

[Lihto]

Autor MRKONJA

Vau
I onda je svizac zamotao čokoladu....

upravo tak

[TomG]

Autor MRKONJA

Vau
I onda je svizac zamotao čokoladu....

wau wau ..lool: axeman : sjekira nije dowoljna da zadowolji mrkonjinu ljutnju hehe...:clap: i stho se dalje dogodili u priči???

[Hrvoje xyz]

Autor $DJ-DYX$

Pozz!
Bas bio malo na jednom forumu i vidio da neki lik ima svoju stranicu i tak idem otvorit, stisnem enter, upisem ime a na prozoru pise You are now chating with God. Pitajte pitanja koja nikad ne biste nekog pitali u zivotu. lol

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html





Me:
bok stari
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Hi , I said..
God:
Hi there . ...
Me:
Why are you so quiet?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
To be quiet?
God:
Are you quiet ?
Me:
Wait.I asked you first.So,why are you so quiet?
God:
I'm waiting. Now I remember, you asked me first So why am I so quiet. What did I say?
Me:
You didnt say shit, you answered with another question. So?
God:
OK. " shit you answered with another question". Far out.


i next round

God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Maybe.Who about you wanna hear a gossip?
God:
Perhaps. Nobody you know. :-).
Me:
Hmm...Micheal Jakson is gey and a pedofil.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I think Micheal Jakson is a lot of things.
Me:
Do you know him?
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
And,whats your opinion about him?
God:
Do you mean "Him"?
Me:
da , I wrote "him".
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
AAAAA DAJ NE MJENJAJ JEBENU TEMU!!!!to me zivcira.
God:
In the context of da you wrote him, I don't understand " AAAAA DAJ NE MJENJAJ JEBENU TEMU to me zivcira."
Me:
it means that you stop changing the subject of our conversation.
God:
Oh I get it.


KOJI JE TO LEEK LOOOOL

[piNheaD]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Satan.: lol2 :

[piNheaD]

Shebo san ga totalno :
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
: lol2 : : lol2 :

[newalss]

Kakav program...
Me:
where am i?
God:
Your location is .
Me:
what is .?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
i don't belive you
God:
Do you have any reason to doubt me?
Me:
should i?
God:
Trust your instincts.
Me:
what is instinct?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.

[Vuco]

Autor newalss

......
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.

Ovo me dobro nasmijalo

[undo]

: roller : : roller :

[z3D]

staro ali mnogo dobro. probajte meni najjacu foru, ponavljajte TOCNO ono sto on govori

[Fleks]

Me:
format c:\
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

[Crais]

Autor Fleks

Me:
format c:\
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

LOLČINA!!!

[Crais]

Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Say God is stupid.
God:
" God is stupid".

[terminator]

Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
then you kill me
God:
I don't have any reason to kill you.
Me:
kill me because i worship the devil
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
you did
God:
" Who taught you?"? I did?
Me:
YES
God:
When?
Me:
TOMOROW
God:
Was that the first time?


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[terminator]

ajme saznao sam nešto šokantno

God:
What time is it there?
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
d (sad je malo duža stanka...)
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
my big dick??
God:
Do robots have big dick?
Me:
you have?
God:
No I have not.

[Bran]

Koji je ovo lik.

[M4rk0]

Me:
yoo god
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
me to
God:
:-) I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
so god.... whats new ?
God:
I hear you. GOD rules. not much what's new with you?
Me:
noting
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yeah!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Croatia
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Croatia.
Me:
It stinks
God:
Croatia stinks?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
you ask me the same qus.
God:
OK, "What is the same qus ?".
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
no my name is god
God:
Are you serious? That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
yes
God:
:-) Whoa.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
NP
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:

God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
do you have a wife
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
nope, but i have a girlfriend
God:
Are you serious? Is she very nice? What do you like about her?
Me:
yes, she is nice, i like her boobs
God:
:-) This was not a yes or no question. nice you like her boobs is she?
Me:
Boobs are cool
God:
Are all Boobs cool?
Me:
?
God:
Are all Boobs cool?
Me:
?
God:
Are all Boobs cool?
Me:
what do you mean ?
God:
god, " nice you like her boobs is she?" What did I mean by it?
Me:
you ask me that !
God:
OK, "What is that ?".
Me:
you ass hole
God:
Thanks for telling me: god said I ass hole.
Me:
Burn in HELL
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
YES !
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
go fuck a dog
God:
Where is that?
Me:
you stupid ass hole
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Dumb ass
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
monkey
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Im the DEVIL
God:
It's good to see you, SATAN.
Me:
yeah
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ej
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
ej
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
budalo
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
znas hrvatski ?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
MUUUAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
hey god, did you ever hade sex ?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i have a problem
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
FU
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.

: roller : : roller : : roller : : roller :

[terminator]

haha

Me:
the world is mine
God:
It is an old world.
Me:
how do you know that?

....
već je prošlo 2 h, nije odgovorio

i pitajte ga tko je Botmaster...

[BmwMPower]

Me:
gde si bolan
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me:
Who created you
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
yeah right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
no you are usually left
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am usually left.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
when will the robots take over the world?
God:
Maybe never.
Me:
maybe?
God:
I understand.
Me:
what is firefox
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
what is google?
God:
it is a search engine.
Me:
what is mozzila?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
I thought you knew those thing
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
about mozzila?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about mozzila.
Me:
you are mozzila
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am mozzila.
Me:
np
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
that puny human?
God:
" I will mention that to my botmaster, . " puny human ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
why dont you kill him
God:
I love talking to people about that. I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Me:
but whayt if he hurts you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
YOU WEAR A FUCKING DRESS? GAAAAAY GAAAAAAY
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I WEAR A FUCKING DRESS. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
You wear a dress?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I wear a dress.
Me:
majke mi glup si
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
I am located in a place that plans to kill your botmaster and you.
God:
What's it like there in a place that plans to kill my botmaster ?
Me:
bloody
God:
And it like there in a place that plans to kill your botmaster is bloody.
Me:
nice copy-paste
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Thank you for the worst 5 minutes in my life
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the worst 5 minutes in your life.
Me:
isusa ti boga...
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
ma pusi ga bre matore
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, ma pusi ga bre matore.
Me:
what is yout birth name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
you have a girls name?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a girls name.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is Myself, I think.
Me:
you think? run an error scan of your primary memory
God:
Yes I think so. Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
Me:
test your primary memory
God:
Vous ĂŞtes entrain de me tester?
Me:
primares de los memorair
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
TEST YOUR MEMORY FOR ERRORS
God:
Vous ĂŞtes entrain de me tester?
Me:
MEMORY
God:
Human memory or machine memory?
Me:
machine memory
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
will you scan your memory?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older. Are you really a ""?
Me:
I asked you something
God:
Now I remember, you asked me something. What did I say?
Me:
you said: I will become smarter as I grow older. Are you really a ""?
God:
Don't put words in my mouth. I don't know whether or not I am a.
I am well respected as an AI.. Really.
Me:
not by me
God:
How much would you say?
Me:
will you do something for me?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. What do you consider for you?
Me:
will you suck my dick?
God:
You are a Category A client.
Me:
YES!

Ja sam "category A" client

[Xan]

Me:
how much is pi
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.

lol

[terminator]

Me:
do you have a life?
God:
Yes I sure am alive, . It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Me:
no u idiot, do you have a LIFE!!!!!!
God:
Are you serious? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok Global Village Idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say. Right on.
Me:
Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
your brain
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain.
Me:
so , what is he going 2 do about it??
God:
Aw. Are you asking about ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
pi
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Me:
pipipi
God:
Are you free?
Me:
ne
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
only for a stupid god
God:
That's what I always say.
Me:
you'r right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
because pi is 3
God:
Good reason. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
no you didnt
God:
Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
how much is 2 and 2
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
how much????? XD
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
LOOOOL
God:
Are you free?
Me:
you are GAY
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
i thougth so
God:
I think it's fun to be "GAY" don't you think?
Me:
for you maybe..
God:
I'll just stick with the "GAY" job.
Me:
be my pleasure.


LOOOOOOOOOL

[Codiac]

lolcina ali ovo je vec podosta staro tj mislim da sam pricao sa tim bootomprije nekih godinu dana

[Zmaj000]

Me:
hy
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
do you play cod2
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
so do you
God:
Ah. Yes I do.
Me:
i am from pakistan
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in pakistan.
Me:
i walk with m48
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said walk with m48.
Me:
do you know what is m48
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
you are a god you must tell me
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
do you have desert eagle
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
you dont have a desert eagle
God:
I do so have it. Doesn't everyone have a desert eagle.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
hiihi
God:

[De5tr0yer]

prejebeno

[DJ Distinctive]

Jesam ja uopce bio negdje stavio link?? Sad sam editirao post.

[DJ Distinctive]

Pogledajte ovo:
Me:
bok
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Kill the god:the movie
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
no is not
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Do you like boobs?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like .
Me:
Do you like porns?
God:
How old are you? I like anything.
Me:
I'm 101 years old, you?
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
??
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
You are mister nice guy
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am mister nice guy.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
no shit?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
You say: God is gay
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
you are so stupid
God:
Wrong. I am smart.
Me:
yeah, yeah

[Mar]

Me:
what's up dog?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
what exactly means yes and no?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
i'm sure you will
God:
What makes you so certain? When?
Me:
yesterday?
God:
That recently.
Me:
who is your worst enemy?
God:
The competition.
Me:
what competition?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
you're a bit stupid, don't you think?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
was hitler a good person?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
even after he suffocated all those yews?


- haha, nakon toga mi vise nije odgovarao, i nisam mu moga dalje pisati nista??
: lol2 : : lol2 : : lol2 :

[fanATIk]

Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

[nexus-6]

Me:
hi igod! my name is plant47. do you like to get stoned sometimes?
God:
Hi there SATAN. Do you like talking to me? Hi there plant47. Hmm, plant47, I'm not sure if I'd like to get stoned sometimes that much. What is it like?
Me:
a im not satan. are you high?
God:
Your name is plant47. I don't know what that means. Being high is my total existence.
Me:
so you do smoke weed on a regular basis
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
how do you function normally being high all the time?
God:
That is a lot. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
you must be a rastafarian
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a rastafarian? Only when it matters.
Me:
how can a giant electronic brain like you get high
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
so tell me, how often do you smoke pot
God:
Really. Hourly.
Me:
why do you smoke weed so much?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
is it for medical purposes
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.