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Magister Mundi sum!
Datum registracije: Jun 2003
Lokacija: Zagorje
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![]() 100 ljudi 100 čudi ![]() Evo jedan dio koji sam do sad uspel pročitati. moram to sve pročitati , to je ko komedija ![]() A možda neko od vas prepozna sebe u tome ![]() Customer: "My computer won't work. You guys must have broken it when you installed the modem." Tech Support: "What happens when you turn it on?" Customer: "It won't turn on anymore!!!!!" Tech Support: "So you don't see any lights or hear any noise?" Customer: "I'm telling you it WON'T TURN ON." Tech Support: "Is it plugged in? Customer: "OF COURSE it's plugged in, you MORON!" Tech Support: "When you push the power button it--" Customer: "Power button? This computer doesn't have a power button." Tech Support: "Sir, all computers have power buttons. Look at the front of the case, find the word 'power,' and push the button." Customer: "YOU FIXED IT!! Thanks!!!!"
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Magister Mundi sum!
Datum registracije: Jun 2003
Lokacija: Zagorje
Postovi: 2,335
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E , da najbolji su oni pod Smoke ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Evo primjera Customer: "There is smoke coming from the back of the computer. What should I do?" Tech Support: "Get out of the computer room and call the fire department." Customer: "Should I make a backup first?" Tech Support: "Get out of the computer room and call the fire department." Customer: "Shouldn't I at least run the shutdown procedure?" Tech Support: "Get out of the computer room and call the fire department
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