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11.03.2005., 11:39 | #1 |
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zasto je pile preslo cestu....staro je...ali je fora :)
Zašto je pile prešlo cestu? UČITELJICA: Da dođe na drugu stranu. PLATON: Za više dobro. ARISTOTEL: U prirodi je pileta da prelazi cestu. KARL MARX: To je povijesna nužnost. SADDAM HUSSEIN: To je bio isprovocirani čin pobune i sasvim smo opravdano ispustili 50 tona nervnog plina na njega. HIPOKRAT: Zbog viška ravnodušnosti u gušterači. MARTIN LUTHER KING: Imam viziju svijeta u kojemu će svi pilići biti slobodni da prelaze cestu, a da se pritom njihovi motivi ne dovode u pitanje. MOJSIJE: Bog siđe s neba i reče piletu: "Ti ćeš prelaziti ceste". FOX MULDER: Vidjeli ste pile vlastitim očima kako prelazi cestu. Koliko još pilića mora prijeći cestu da biste povjerovali? RICHARD NIXON: Pile nije prešlo cestu. Ponavljam: pile NIJE prešlo cestu. MACCHIAVELLI: Bitno je da je pile prešlo cestu i to opravdava svaki motiv koji je ono moglo imati. JERRY SEINFELD: Zašto itko prelazi cestu? Zašto se netko ne zapita, na kraju krajeva, zašto se pile uopće vrzmalo tuda? SIGMUND FREUD: Sama činjenica da vas uopće zanima zašto je pile prešlo cestu otkriva vašu seksualnu nesigurnost. CARLOS VESTENDORP: To je jedini put koje pile može prijeći uzimajući u obzir Daytonski sporazum. BILL GATES: Upravo smo izdali novi PileOffice 2001 koji ne samo da će prelaziti ceste, nego će ležati na vašim podacima i čuvati ih. OLIVER STONE: Pitanje nije zašto je pile prešlo cestu, nego tko je još prešao dok smo mi bili zaokupljeni piletom. CHARLES DARWIN: To je bio logičan korak nakon silaska s drveta. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Da li je pile prešlo cestu ili se cesta pomicala ispod pileta, zavisi od vašeg položaja u referentnom sustavu. BUDDHA: Postavljanje tog pitanja negira našu vlastitu pileću prirodu. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: Da umre... Na kiši... Samo... BILL CLINTON: Ja nisam imao nikakvu nemoralnu vezu s tim piletom. DARTH VADER: Pile nije moglo odoljeti moći tamne strane. KAPETAN KIRK: Ceste... Krajnje granice... Ovo su putnici USS Jajagera. Njihova petogodišnja misija je otkrivanje novih civilizacija i hrabri odlazak tamo kuda nijedno pile nije otišlo. STALJIN: Ne zanima me, samo ga uhvatite! Trebaju mi jaja za omlet... SALVADOR DALI: Riba. RENNE DESCARTES: Mislim, dakle pile postoji! ISAAC NEWTON: Pile koje se nalazi u stanju mirovanja ostat će na jednom mjestu. Pile koje se kreće u nekom referentnom sustavu prelazit će ceste. GROUCHO MARX: Pile? Koja je poanta priče? Pa, ja sam imao ujaka koji je mislio da je pile. Ujna se umalo razvela od njega, ali ipak, trebala su nam jaja. CEZAR: Da dođe, vidi i pobijedi. ADOLF HITLER: Htjelo je pobjeći od plinske komore. : lol2 :
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11.03.2005., 12:12 | #2 |
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E ovo je jako :clap: |
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11.03.2005., 12:33 | #4 |
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Uber dobro :clap:
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12.03.2005., 05:45 | #6 |
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JANEWAY:Pile je htjelo stići u Alfa kvadrant Chakotay: Who cares why? I just gotta find it. That was my animal guide! Holodoc Zimmerman: How should I know? No one tells me anything around here. I didn't even know we added chickens to the crew. All I know is that it would have been nice if, before the chiken went off to cross the road, it had remembered to turn me off! |
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James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain. Dr. McCoy: Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a farmer! Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do. Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous? Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens. Odo: I was the life of the party. Odo, be a chicken. I'm a chicken. Odo, cross the road. I crossed the road. Life of the party. I hate parties. Counselor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it. Computer: Insufficient information. The Borg: Because resistance is futile. Q: I could have appeared as a common barnyard fowl, but their propensity for crossing roads ruled that out, so I came to visit you, Jean-Luc. Voyager's crew: It saw Neelix coming. Janeway: It was probably trying to get home. Chakotay: Whatever the reason or whatever its goals were, we must respect its right to cross the road and seek it's own spiritual awareness. There is a legend among my people about a chicken... Tuvok: That's not a question we prefer to hear from a senior officer. It makes the junior officers nervous. Kim: I don't know; it's my first mission. Torres: It was probably trying to escape the stupid chicken traditions that its mother had foisted upon it. Paris: Well, I think that... say, that's a lovely shirt you're wearing. The Doctor: How should I know? No one ever tells me anything around here. I didn't even know that we added chickens to this crew. It was trying to become more than it was, much like myself. I daresay it couldn't sing in an opera, but that doesn't mean it didn't want to try. Neelix: Here, chicken, chicken, chicken... You know, Commander, chicken tastes just scrumptuous with leola root! Actually, Captain, I'm not really familiar with the chickens in this system... but if you can catch it, I can cook it. Kes: It was remembering the time when its ancestors crossed roads all the time. They lost those abilities because they stopped using them. Seven: I do not see the point of that question, unless you intend to introduce fowl aboard Voyager. The Chicken: Why do you keep bringing me back to the road? The Prophets (Wormhole Aliens): You exist here. Ovaj zadnji s prorocima mi je zakon. I ovi non Trek: Roseanne Barr: Urrrrrp. What chicken? Wolfgang von Beethoven: What? Speak up. Zadnje izmijenjeno od: Konan. 12.03.2005. u 06:00. |
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