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Staro 24.11.2005., 14:56   #241
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline

At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 02.12.2005., 15:13   #242
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Staro 02.12.2005., 16:38   #243
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline

At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 03.12.2005., 00:53   #244
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Re: Izgled vašeg desktopa
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Originally posted by Moshnja
Neznam jel već bilo, ali baš me zanima kako izgledaju desktopi eksperta

Pošto otvaram temu, moram stavit prvi pa evo:

http://img311.imageshack.us/img311/7...desktop5bg.jpg
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Staro 11.12.2005., 15:25   #245
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Staro 13.12.2005., 15:05   #246
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Zadnje izmijenjeno od: SniperWolf. 13.12.2005. u 15:17.
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Staro 13.12.2005., 19:52   #247
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Staro 13.12.2005., 21:57   #248
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Znam da će vam se svidjeti moj desktop

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Daj mi reci, dali se neki put tvoji roditelji/frednovi zapitaju kaj piljiš u crni ekran? :clap:
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Staro 13.12.2005., 22:16   #249
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Daj mi reci, dali se neki put tvoji roditelji/frednovi zapitaju kaj piljiš u crni ekran? :clap:
vjerovatno je odgovor da traži mrtve piksele:clap:
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Staro 14.12.2005., 00:24   #250
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Staro 20.12.2005., 19:38   #251
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Staro 21.12.2005., 00:05   #252
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Evo i moj
Dal pliz pukni wallpaper.
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Staro 21.12.2005., 00:17   #253
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Staro 21.12.2005., 00:52   #254
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Staro 21.12.2005., 19:04   #255
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Evo najnovijeg izdanja http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/7454/desk5ko.jpg
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Staro 24.12.2005., 21:09   #256
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Staro 24.12.2005., 21:22   #257
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SpinerWolf, kakve to imas theme na compu?

Gdje da si ih skinem?

Ima tu nekaj, ali se neda skinut

http://www.xptheme.info/resources_vi...aXP%20v2%20VS/
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Staro 24.12.2005., 21:37   #258
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SpinerWolf, kakve to imas theme na compu?

Gdje da si ih skinem?

Ima tu nekaj, ali se neda skinut

http://www.xptheme.info/resources_vi...aXP%20v2%20VS/
theme se zove milk vista

potraži ovdje ->
http://browse.deviantart.com/skins/windows/winstyles/
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Staro 25.12.2005., 11:14   #259
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theme se zove milk vista

potraži ovdje ->
http://browse.deviantart.com/skins/windows/winstyles/
Hvala, eh vise nam te theme.

Ima nesto slicno, ali to nije to http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26638080/
Zadnje izmijenjeno od: Red Worm. 25.12.2005. u 11:33.
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Staro 25.12.2005., 11:51   #260
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Staro 25.12.2005., 12:18   #261
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Staro 25.12.2005., 13:54   #262
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Originally posted by Red Worm
Hvala, eh vise nam te theme.

Ima nesto slicno, ali to nije to http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26638080/
nemogu je točno sada naći ali ima vrlo sličnih: http://www.deviantart.com/view/22150948/
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Staro 27.12.2005., 09:22   #263
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nemogu je točno sada naći ali ima vrlo sličnih: http://www.deviantart.com/view/22150948/
Ako nadjes javi, ili nesto slicno. Vazno da ima crne okvire.
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Staro 29.12.2005., 20:13   #264
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Staro 29.12.2005., 21:16   #265
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Sori uopće nisam vidio post....
probaj ovo: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/22150948/ mislim da je to ta ( u styleXPu mi piše samo Vista:confused: )
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Staro 02.01.2006., 15:58   #266
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Staro 04.01.2006., 17:19   #267
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evo mojih par,

ovaj je bio u Bugu:


desktop mjeseca

ovaj imam sad:

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Staro 05.01.2006., 02:47   #268
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Staro 05.01.2006., 09:35   #269
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evo i danasnjeg

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Staro 05.01.2006., 09:37   #270
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