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Staro 17.08.2006., 18:31   #211
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Hm..neki su "MALO" pretjerali..Se može to kak sankcionirati..
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Staro 17.08.2006., 18:45   #212
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Staro 17.08.2006., 18:58   #213
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a jeste tuzibabe
jedva cekate da neko nes zezne
joj joj , bas smo Hrvati ..
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Staro 17.08.2006., 19:31   #214
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Staro 17.08.2006., 19:37   #215
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Jel ovo sa ovim botunima u sigu konacan rezultat nakon ovog razglabanja i ove ankete?
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Staro 17.08.2006., 19:37   #216
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LOL! Thanks, krvavo istinit tip "We didn't have Cartoon Network, we had to wait til saturday afternoon" lol....
ispričavam se na OT, i'm done
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Staro 17.08.2006., 22:35   #217
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a jeste tuzibabe
jedva cekate da neko nes zezne
joj joj , bas smo Hrvati ..
Ne pricaj gluposti. Sto bi radi jednog djibera ostatak forumasa patio.
Forum mora biti pregledan, i to nema nikakve veze sa narodom ni hrvatima zato se okani tih prica.
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khmkhm .. kaj s njima?
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Staro 18.08.2006., 10:19   #221
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Nego ljudstvo ovi gumbici kolko sam skuzio ne ucitavaju se (mislim slike u njima npr. ) prije nego kaj ga stisnes? Il sam u krivu? : stoopid

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Ma nisu ni zagorci. Mene su dva puta banali jer sam crnac. Strasno....
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Staro 18.08.2006., 10:23   #222
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Nego ljudstvo ovi gumbici kolko sam skuzio ne ucitavaju se (mislim slike u njima npr. ) prije nego kaj ga stisnes? Il sam u krivu? : stoopid
Mislim da si u krivu, uvijek se učitavaju bez obzira što su skrivene...
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But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
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Staro 18.08.2006., 10:27   #223
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Ma nisu ni zagorci. Mene su dva puta banali jer sam crnac. Strasno....
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Mislim da se ne učitavaju odma, nego tek kad stisneš jer kad je neko stavio veliku sliku učitavala mi se, a nije se odma otvorila, ali možda sam u krivu :confused:
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sve kaj god neko metne u sig se učita kliknuli vi ili ne ..
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Staro 18.08.2006., 11:55   #225
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mogli bi neki test napraviti ?

treba mi netko sa 56k modemom ja stavim sliku od 500kb pa vidimo.
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Staro 18.08.2006., 12:33   #226
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mogli bi neki test napraviti ?

treba mi netko sa 56k modemom ja stavim sliku od 500kb pa vidimo.
Nije potrebno, probaj stisnuti ovdje na drugi button u sigu i vidjet ćeš da se neće odma otvoriti. Upozorenje: slika ima 1 megabajt
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Staro 18.08.2006., 12:36   #227
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Nije potrebno, probaj stisnuti ovdje na drugi button u sigu i vidjet ćeš da se neće odma otvoriti. Upozorenje: slika ima 1 megabajt
Meni se je otvorila iste sekunde kad sam kliknuo bez nekog vidljivog učitavanja, na osnovnom dsl-u sam.
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Staro 18.08.2006., 12:39   #228
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.... gumbić samo skriva sliku, on ne sprečava njeno učitavanje....

efo kaj tvorac "the gumba " veli o svemu tome .. samo stranicu prije ove :burn:
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Staro 18.08.2006., 12:40   #229
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Ako je tome tako, ovaj gumb je veliko sranje, jer otežava posao adminima u traženju glupana sa prevelikim sig-om, taj gumb bi po meni onda trebao sadržavat samo čisti tekst sa konfom, bez slika. Uostalom to je i bila ideja iza gumba.
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Staro 18.08.2006., 12:42   #230
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Ma dobro onda, nisam znao, meni se ta slika učitava koju sekundu i onda se tek otvori. Reći ću mu da makne to iz siga.
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Staro 18.08.2006., 12:44   #231
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... kolko se meni čini ... nisam siguran ..ali jenput kad nekakvu sliku učitaš onda ona ostane negde vu kompu i više se ne učitava ... tak da vas to netreba brinuti ..
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... kolko se meni čini ... nisam siguran ..ali jenput kad nekakvu sliku učitaš onda ona ostane negde vu kompu i više se ne učitava ... tak da vas to netreba brinuti ..
Svejedno guta promet i totalno je sranje ako si na 56k. Na jednu stranu foruma stane otprilike 30-ak postova, koliko bi se ta strana učitavala za nekog ko je prvi puta došao i surfa na 56k, pod uvjetom da svi imaju neki sig od 500Kb skriven ispod gumba. Takve idiotarije treba najstrože zabranit.
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Staro 18.08.2006., 13:03   #234
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Ma ljudi koji vam je. Svaka slika se učita, bez obzira jel iza gumba ili ne. "Hide" je ključna riječ. Budem banao svakoga s takvim glupostima.
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Staro 18.08.2006., 13:05   #235
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Dovoljno je ograničiti veličinu slike (ako već nije) na jedno 20Kb i stvar riješena...
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At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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pa zato treba ukinuti grafičke sigove......ostavite ovaj button i samo teks i drugo nist
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Ma ljudi koji vam je. Svaka slika se učita, bez obzira jel iza gumba ili ne. "Hide" je ključna riječ. Budem banao svakoga s takvim glupostima.
Problem je u tome što će sad takve idiote bit puno teže skužit. Što ćeš svakom juzeru klikat u sig ko manijak cijelo vrijeme dok si na forumu, ti i ostali admini. Mislim da vam taj gumb otežava posao na kvadrat, a ti vidi. Po meni ovo je samo pokazatelj da slike, bilo kojeg oblika i veličine ispod gumba, ako ga mislite zadržat u uporabi, treba NAJSTROŽE zabranit. Gumb je SAMO za konfu i to u tekstualnom obliku. Sve drugo bannat iste sekunde.
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Staro 18.08.2006., 13:20   #238
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Ma ja bi uveo batinanje za takve zločince ...ma daj oladite malo, ako se može ograničiti veličina avatara zašto ne bi mogla i veličina slike u sigu i 'mirna bosna'...
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At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
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Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 18.08.2006., 14:47   #239
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ne vjerujem. a kad smo zabranili slike prije kakvih godinu dana, imali smo totalni revolt i 2-3 čovjeka su stala u obranu zabrane. svi ostali su protestirali da se vrate. mislim da je jedan čak prijetio da će demonstrativno otići s foruma
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Horza (death dwarf)
birthsign: rebel

character perks
+95 excel organisation, +50 weather resistance, -20 energy, -35 image of reality, -80 house choirs

major skills
open-source, discussion, self-hypnosis, poetry, schtulichism

greater powers
final waves (alcohol hypnosis +30, self)
bat brotherhood (skip sleeping, -20 energy/night)
misunderstanding jokes (demoralise +50 in 30ft radius)
summon unknown female (demoralise +75 on target)

artifacts of choice
tv remote (hibernate +20 on self)
lounge chair (fortify sleeping +60 on self)
linux (destabilise system +45 on target)

little is known about this dwarf. he is known to be active overnight and unpredictable.
Cyrodiil citizens have witnessed him in a "thompson" tavern near his lair.
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ne vjerujem. a kad smo zabranili slike prije kakvih godinu dana, imali smo totalni revolt i 2-3 čovjeka su stala u obranu zabrane. svi ostali su protestirali da se vrate. mislim da je jedan čak prijetio da će demonstrativno otići s foruma
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