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Staro 04.06.2006., 19:07   #631
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Meni je recimo tvoja smijesna i kricava. Tako je tebi jadno i od ostalih.
Ali nastavi, vjerujem da ces se popraviti.

I ne vidim tko to ima milijun barova i ikona,
jer cilj vecini ovdje je minimalisticko uredjenje deska.
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Staro 04.06.2006., 19:19   #632
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Zadnje izmijenjeno od: McG. 13.01.2012. u 01:50.
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Staro 04.06.2006., 19:46   #633
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mat: Kak si napravio shortcute za Eject optike??
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Staro 04.06.2006., 19:55   #634
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Kopiraj ovo u novi notepad document i spremi ga kao "eject.vbs".

Const CDROM = 4
For Each d in CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject").Drives
If d.DriveType = CDROM Then
Eject d.DriveLetter & ":\"
End If
Next

Sub Eject(CDROM)
Dim ssfDrives
ssfDrives = 17
CreateObject("Shell.Application")_
.Namespace(ssfDrives).ParseName(CDROM).InvokeVerb("E&ject")
End Sub


Nakon toga uredjuj ikonicu, radi shortcute na to i slicno.
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Staro 04.06.2006., 20:05   #635
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Kopiraj ovo u novi notepad document i spremi ga kao "eject.vbs".
...
Nice one : goood :
... a možeš i sa Nircmd (~60Kb).
Program(čić) je super jednostavan, nema instalacije, ne troši resurse a mogu se takve 'perverzije' izvodit da svakako vrijedi probati...
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by Ernest Cline


At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 04.06.2006., 20:21   #636
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kako volite zakomplicirati si zivote s tim hrpama ikona
i 80% vas ima tu totalno isfuranu mac osx temu. pa stavite si mac os ak hocete da vam tak zgleda...
evo moj. najjednostavniji i najfunkcionalniji sto moze biti. svi drivovi su tu. gumbici za eject optike, prognoza, 2 šortkata koja mi trebaju i to je to. 2 drivea gore izdvojena root i svakaj tj. 2 koja najčešće koristim.. i to je to! uredno i kvalitetno
nhf al ove spike sa miljon barova i ikona su mi ktstrf

[img]
uff uff, što i ti provali, a tvoj desktop je IMHO užas.
šareno, prettrpano svačim i nepregledno, a da ne govorim o start bar....

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Staro 04.06.2006., 20:33   #637
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isssssssssss ubite me
malo sam ljut bio pa sam se mozda iskalio heh sry svima ak sam nekog uvrijedio
al nemrete mi rec da je moj "prenatrpan", bas mi je kul

peace ppl
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Staro 04.06.2006., 20:39   #638
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Nircmd (~60Kb).
svaka čast, fenomenalno
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Staro 04.06.2006., 20:59   #639
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ahahahhahah aj skinite si ovo: roller : : roller : : lol2 :

edit:
morate imat ovaj nircmd jel
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Staro 04.06.2006., 23:22   #640
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Staro 04.06.2006., 23:44   #641
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Evo pokušaj sa ovom :
Citiraj:
const Drive = "0" 'Edit this variable to change the corresponding drive

'Option Explicit
On Error Resume Next

Dim WshShell, chkOpen, RegEntry, RegCheck, ErrNum, wmp, cdroms

Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
Set wmp = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set cdroms = wmp.cdromCollection

RegEntry = "HKCU\Software\CDTray\"

RegCheck = WSHShell.RegRead (RegEntry)
ErrNum = Err.Number

if ErrNum <> 0 then
WshShell.RegWrite "HKCU\Software\CDTray\", 0 ,"REG_DWORD"
WshShell.RegWrite "HKCU\Software\CDTray\OpenClose", "1"
End If


chkOpen = WshShell.RegRead ("HKCU\Software\CDTray\OpenClose")

If chkOpen = "1" Then
If cdroms.Count >= 1 then
cdroms.Item(Drive).Eject
End If
WshShell.RegWrite "HKCU\Software\CDTray\OpenClose", "0"
Else
If cdroms.Count >= 1 then
cdroms.Item(Drive).Eject
cdroms.Item(Drive).Eject
WshShell.RegWrite "HKCU\Software\CDTray\OpenClose", "1"
End If
End If

WshShell.Run "Taskkill.exe /F /IM WScript.exe", 0, TRUE

Set WshShell = vbnull
Set wmp = vbnull
Set cdroms = vbnull
Ova skripta otvara/zatvara CD. Koristio sam je dugo vremena dok nisam naletio na Nircmd koji je IMHO puno elegantije rješenje...
Ako imaš više CD/DVD uređaja napravi dvije skripte samo u drugoj zamijeni '0' sa '1'
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by Ernest Cline


At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 05.06.2006., 09:37   #642
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atha: A imaš nešto u onom stilu za zatvaranje vrata??
ja ti imam widget za to
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Staro 05.06.2006., 11:28   #643
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meni se sa onim nircmd otvara cmd i dok se vrata ne otvore prozor stoji dignut i onda se ugasi, zato mi je zanimljivije ono athino, niš se ne vidi da se događa.

EDIT: i ovo od crn-a je zakon.
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Staro 05.06.2006., 11:49   #644
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E, pa to i koristi, sasvim je dovoljno.
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Staro 05.06.2006., 13:58   #645
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meni se sa onim nircmd otvara cmd i dok se vrata ne otvore prozor stoji dignut i onda se ugasi, zato mi je zanimljivije ono athino, niš se ne vidi da se događa.
Ma nisi skužio ... samo napravi shortcut na nircmd (ne na nircmdc !) i u properties upiši : cdrom open i to je to. Nema nikavih prozora - samo se otvori CD ...
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline


At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.

Zadnje izmijenjeno od: crn. 05.06.2006. u 15:30.
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Staro 05.06.2006., 15:05   #646
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a koja slikica?
baš mi nejde s tim nircmd. Probao sam ovo kaj si rekao, ali ništa. Nešto krivo radim, ali ne znam šta, zato ak ti nije problem koji screenshot.: goood :
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Staro 05.06.2006., 15:16   #647
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upiši u notepad

nircmd drive open x:

i sejvaj kao

otvaranje.bat

kopirao si prije toga nircmd u win direktorij dakako
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Staro 05.06.2006., 15:26   #648
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Imaš screenshot u gornjem postu (klikni na 'cdrom open')
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline


At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 05.06.2006., 15:39   #649
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možeš tak, a možeš i ovak. kaj je kome jednostavnije
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evo i da ja piknem....
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Staro 05.06.2006., 16:48   #651
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Imaš screenshot u gornjem postu (klikni na 'cdrom open')

Hm, dobro je to, al jel zna tko kak dodat tu opciju u kontekstualni meni - znači desni klik na cdrom pa load jer eject vec je sam po sebi. Znam da sam nekad to imao...
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tools => folder options => file types => nadi drive ili tak neš => advanced => nadi batch koji si napravio kako sam ti gore rekao i odaberi ga => ok
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Staro 06.06.2006., 20:22   #653
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Staro 06.06.2006., 22:15   #654
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crn, imam jedno pitanje u vezi foobara. Pokusao sam staviti nove ikone za play, stop, ... ali kad stavim one pakete (.fcb), nista mi ne pokaze, samo prazni prostor tamo gdje su prije bile default ikone. Jel' to mozda zbog PNG-a? Sto uciniti?
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Staro 06.06.2006., 22:34   #655
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Mislim da nema png veze s tim evo probaj ove pa reci radi li...
(desni klik na ikone > customize > tools > load from file)
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File Type: zip tango_full.zip‎ (16.6 kB, 198 views)
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline


At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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crni i superunknown, muy gracias na wallovima
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Staro 06.06.2006., 23:22   #657
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Mislim da nema png veze s tim evo probaj ove pa reci radi li...
(desni klik na ikone > customize > tools > load from file)
jel trebaju biti bas ikone ili ovako treba izgledati http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/2413/ikone6fd.jpg ?
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Zadnje izmijenjeno od: McG. 13.01.2012. u 01:50.
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Staro 07.06.2006., 00:29   #659
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@morph - fale ti ikone, OVAKO bi to otprilike trebalo biti...moraš pod 'customize' staviti da ti prikazuje ikonu: OVAKO...
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline


At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 07.06.2006., 01:09   #660
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@morph - fale ti ikone, OVAKO bi to otprilike trebalo biti...moraš pod 'customize' staviti da ti prikazuje ikonu: OVAKO...
kad stavim opciju image ili image with text ne pokazuje mi nista. ista stvar je i sa drugim jednim setom ikona. path na ikonu je u redu da li treba mozda neki poseban plugin za to?
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