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Staro 16.05.2006., 23:03   #31
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30-35sec niti jednaput mi ne prode crtica s onom shemom u registryu
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Staro 16.05.2006., 23:29   #32
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Meni isto sa SS2 puno puta prođe crtica, a bez samo 2-3 puta.
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Staro 17.05.2006., 12:44   #33
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Prvo nemoj puno vjerovat u neke fantomske brojke i svjetlosne brzine bootanja ali XP bi se trebali u pravilu dizati ispod 35 sec. (opet ovisno o količni procesa i drivera ).
Za pravu analizu boot procesa skini bootvis i sa njim prvo analiziraj boot proces (napravi 'Trace > Next boot + Driver delays') . On će ti točno pokazati koliko se koji driveri/programi/kernel učitava pa možeš točno locirati proces koji ti odugovlači i vidi možeš li ga ručno ukloniti ili optimizirati...Nakon toga u bootvis-u zadaj 'Trace > Optimize System' da ti optimizira boot proces i dobit ćeš ispod 35 sec. garant...
(Važno - Task Scheduler servis ti mora biti omogućen inače bootvis neće moći završiti analizu)
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>>23.65 sec<<
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At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
Zadnje izmijenjeno od: crn. 17.05.2006. u 13:18.
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Staro 17.05.2006., 14:56   #34
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sky star 2 ili SS2(skraćeno) ti je satelitska kartica.

Služi za gledanje satelitskog programa ili za korištenje satelitskog interneta.

@Mar
to mi je čudno jer rijetki nemaju problema s njom.
Koja revizija??


ja sam 100% siguran da je to riješenje Brown Acidovog problema
Ja sam isto ima problema s bootanjem i SS2, medjutim instalira sam najnovije drivere za ss2 i maknija nvidija ide drivere i sve radi kao sat.
Revizija je 2.6c mislim (kupljena prije cca. 1.5god)
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Staro 17.05.2006., 15:52   #35
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Staro 17.05.2006., 17:57   #36
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Što mi od ovoga ne treba?
Ovo sam sve poisključivao u startupu, međutim ja još uvijek nakon paljenja windoza imam 37 procesa...
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Staro 17.05.2006., 18:14   #37
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Ove servise moreš komotno pogasiti....ne sve odjenput, par komada ih pogasiš, restartaš, pogledaš/sprobaš dal sve dela, pa još par komada pogasiš, itd.


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Staro 17.05.2006., 18:45   #38
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Tnx McG.
btw, slucajno nadjoh nekakav csrss.exe u procesima, google kaze da je to nekakav trojan, meni pc normalno radi i nod32 nista ne nalazi, bas sam danas napravio scan :confused:
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Staro 17.05.2006., 18:53   #39
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haha zakon..meni je danas nod nasao nesto..i nije mogao skuziti sto je to tocno...maknuo sam nod i stavio AVG napravio update..to je bio khm..virus koji se zove Volksbank4..znaci cilja na sve aplikacije za internet bankarstvo unutar Volksbank grupacije..reko krasno
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Staro 17.05.2006., 18:57   #40
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Btw, evo nešto sam zagasio što nije trebalo
možda netko zna koji od onih gore su mogli napraviti ovo?

Nisam ih sve disejblao, i sve je ok radilo (restartao par puta, otvaro fajlove itd) sve dok nisam upalio Winamp
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Staro 17.05.2006., 19:05   #41
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Ovo je kod mene minimum:
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a ovo je normalni :

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Process File: csrss or csrss.exe
Process Name: Microsoft Client/Server Runtime Server Subsystem
To je sistemski file koji se nalazi u 'C:\Windows\System32 ' - samo ako ih imaš dva ili se nalazi na drugoj lokaciji moguće da je virus.
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by Ernest Cline

At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 17.05.2006., 20:46   #42
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Btw, evo nešto sam zagasio što nije trebalo
možda netko zna koji od onih gore su mogli napraviti ovo?

Nisam ih sve disejblao, i sve je ok radilo (restartao par puta, otvaro fajlove itd) sve dok nisam upalio Winamp
Ni jedan od onih servisa nema veze sa zvukom i kod mene su svi ti servisi pogašeni i dela zvuk kak spada.
Probaj reinstalirati drivere za zvuk ili od zvučne.....možda pomogne.
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Staro 17.05.2006., 21:20   #43
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SniperWolf, jesi možda isključio servis Windows Audio?
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Staro 17.05.2006., 21:59   #44
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Ma, stavio sam neki winamp umjesto ovog koji imam već dosta dugo, neki dan stavih ovaj tek tako da vidim što ima ,,novoga'', držim se ja onog što radi
prob riješen.
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Staro 17.05.2006., 22:09   #45
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meni bootvis kaže da nije nije našao fizički disk i da nemože sejvati
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crn imho mislim da imas previse svchost programa tj 2 viska ...
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crn imho mislim da imas previse svchost programa tj 2 viska ...
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by Ernest Cline

At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Koliko ih nije preporucljivo imati? Ako ih ima vise od x onda je virus?
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40s sa optimizacijom.

Evo bilo bi 20s da nema ovoga drivera koji se diže zbog SS2.

pogledajte i recite molim vas kako srediti ovo??

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Staro 18.05.2006., 01:05   #51
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Koliko ih nije preporucljivo imati? Ako ih ima vise od x onda je virus?
Ma broj nema veze - sve ovisi o tome koliko i koji ti se servisi pokreću.
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The Svchost.exe file is located in the %SystemRoot%\System32 folder. At startup, Svchost.exe checks the services part of the registry to construct a list of services that it must load. Multiple instances of Svchost.exe can run at the same time. Each Svchost.exe session can contain a grouping of services. Therefore, separate services can run, depending on how and where Svchost.exe is started. This grouping of services permits better control and easier debugging.
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by Ernest Cline

At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 18.05.2006., 01:46   #52
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Ne radi mi Bootvis, napiše mi blabla..timeout nešto..kada pokušam optimizirati boot..a kad pokušam očitati brzinu, onda se sruši..
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Staro 18.05.2006., 04:39   #53
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A šta vas muči...
Mene muči koliko brzo mi se diže kad treba strpa ruku na ono mjesto;a za windowse me zaboli ova druga stvar koja se diže,sam neka rade...
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Staro 18.05.2006., 09:34   #54
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faaacccooooo kak si ti cool...wow...yea...
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Staro 18.05.2006., 10:34   #55
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Vjerovali il ne meni su se windozi prek minute dizali dok je na kablu bila samo dvd prža,a sad kad sam dodo i običnu pržu dižu se skoro odma(mislim na onu crticu,prođe 2-3 puta) a konfa stara
to ti jer ti je najvjerojatnije bilo na CS-cable select. ili je bilo na masteru/slaveu i krivo postavljen ide kabel. naime, masteri se kopcaju na kraj kabela, a slaveovi na sredinu. meni se boota za manje od 20sec ukjucujuci i programe pri boot-u. konfa iz siga.
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Staro 18.05.2006., 11:12   #56
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De ajd pomozite. Nest sam smrdo dok sam gasio procese i tak neke slicne stvari. Dok mi se bootaju windovsi i kad se pokaze onaj plavi screen, win me trazi sifru. Nemoram nista upisati samo stisenm OK. Kako to izbrisati?
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Staro 18.05.2006., 11:16   #57
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Start -> Run -> control userpasswords2 -> OK -> označiš svoj user name -> skineš kvačicu s Users must enter s user name and password to use this computer -> OK -> pojavit će ti se prozor s tvojim imenom i mjestom za pass, ime ostaviš, passa nema -> OK
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pa dobri ste sa servisima, gle mene
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Staro 18.05.2006., 11:29   #59
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E, ja imam slican problem, kad odem u safe mode, tamo ima login i za Admina, kad kliknem na njega onda me trazi password, a ja nemam pojma koji je password, kako da sredim da uopce nema passworda ili da stavim neki drugi?

@Facelessone: tolko ih i ja imam, krecu se oko 43.
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Start -> Run -> control userpasswords2 -> OK -> označiš svoj user name -> skineš kvačicu s Users must enter s user name and password to use this computer -> OK -> pojavit će ti se prozor s tvojim imenom i mjestom za pass, ime ostaviš, passa nema -> OK

E puno hvala.
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