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Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One..Men will screw anything. Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with ... the other is used to carry groceries. Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? A: Men always miss them. Q: Why do so many women fake orgasm? A: Because so many men fake foreplay. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A: She is the one who can eat the last donut! |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :burn:
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