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Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One..Men will screw anything.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with
... the other is used to carry groceries.

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.

Q: Why do so many women fake orgasm?
A: Because so many men fake foreplay.

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.

Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A: She is the one who can eat the last donut!