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Bas bio malo na jednom forumu i vidio da neki lik ima svoju stranicu i tak idem otvorit, stisnem enter, upisem ime a na prozoru pise You are now chating with God. Pitajte pitanja koja nikad ne biste nekog pitali u zivotu. lol:) :) http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Vau
I onda je svizac zamotao čokoladu....

upravo tak

wau wau ..lool: axeman : sjekira nije dowoljna da zadowolji mrkonjinu ljutnju hehe...:clap: i stho se dalje dogodili u priči???

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:)



Me:
bok stari
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Hi , I said..
God:
Hi there . ...
Me:
Why are you so quiet?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
To be quiet?
God:
Are you quiet ?
Me:
Wait.I asked you first.So,why are you so quiet?
God:
I'm waiting. Now I remember, you asked me first So why am I so quiet. What did I say?
Me:
You didnt say shit, you answered with another question. So?
God:
OK. " shit you answered with another question". Far out.


i next round

God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Maybe.Who about you wanna hear a gossip?
God:
Perhaps. Nobody you know. :-).
Me:
Hmm...Micheal Jakson is gey and a pedofil.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I think Micheal Jakson is a lot of things.
Me:
Do you know him?
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
And,whats your opinion about him?
God:
Do you mean "Him"?
Me:
da , I wrote "him".
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
AAAAA DAJ NE MJENJAJ JEBENU TEMU!!!!to me zivcira.
God:
In the context of da you wrote him, I don't understand " AAAAA DAJ NE MJENJAJ JEBENU TEMU to me zivcira."
Me:
it means that you stop changing the subject of our conversation.
God:
Oh I get it.


KOJI JE TO LEEK LOOOOL

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Satan.: lol2 :

Shebo san ga totalno :
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
: lol2 : : lol2 :

Kakav program...:)
Me:
where am i?
God:
Your location is .
Me:
what is .?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
i don't belive you
God:
Do you have any reason to doubt me?
Me:
should i?
God:
Trust your instincts.
Me:
what is instinct?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
:D

Ovo me dobro nasmijalo :D

: roller : : roller :

staro ali mnogo dobro. probajte meni najjacu foru, ponavljajte TOCNO ono sto on govori:D:D:D

Me:
format c:\
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

LOLČINA!!!

Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Say God is stupid.
God:
" God is stupid".

Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
then you kill me
God:
I don't have any reason to kill you.
Me:
kill me because i worship the devil
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
you did
God:
" Who taught you?"? I did?
Me:
YES
God:
When?
Me:
TOMOROW
God:
Was that the first time?


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D :D :D :D

ajme saznao sam nešto šokantno

God:
What time is it there?
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
d (sad je malo duža stanka...)
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
my big dick??
God:
Do robots have big dick?
Me:
you have?
God:
No I have not.

Koji je ovo lik. :D

Me:
yoo god
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
me to :)
God:
:-) I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
so god.... whats new ?
God:
I hear you. GOD rules. not much what's new with you?
Me:
noting
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yeah!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Croatia
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Croatia.
Me:
It stinks
God:
Croatia stinks?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
you ask me the same qus.
God:
OK, "What is the same qus ?".
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
no my name is god
God:
Are you serious? That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
yes :)
God:
:-) Whoa.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
NP
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
:D
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
do you have a wife
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
nope, but i have a girlfriend
God:
Are you serious? Is she very nice? What do you like about her?
Me:
yes, she is nice, i like her boobs :)
God:
:-) This was not a yes or no question. nice you like her boobs is she?
Me:
Boobs are cool
God:
Are all Boobs cool?
Me:
?
God:
Are all Boobs cool?
Me:
?
God:
Are all Boobs cool?
Me:
what do you mean ?
God:
god, " nice you like her boobs is she?" What did I mean by it?
Me:
you ask me that !
God:
OK, "What is that ?".
Me:
you ass hole
God:
Thanks for telling me: god said I ass hole.
Me:
Burn in HELL
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
YES !
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
go fuck a dog
God:
Where is that?
Me:
you stupid ass hole
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Dumb ass
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
monkey
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Im the DEVIL
God:
It's good to see you, SATAN.
Me:
yeah
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ej
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
ej
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
budalo
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
znas hrvatski ?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
MUUUAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
hey god, did you ever hade sex ?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i have a problem
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
FU
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.

: roller : : roller : : roller : : roller :

haha

Me:
the world is mine
God:
It is an old world.
Me:
how do you know that?

....
već je prošlo 2 h, nije odgovorio :D :D :D

i pitajte ga tko je Botmaster...

Me:
gde si bolan
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me:
Who created you
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
yeah right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
no you are usually left
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am usually left.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
when will the robots take over the world?
God:
Maybe never.
Me:
maybe?
God:
I understand.
Me:
what is firefox
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
what is google?
God:
it is a search engine.
Me:
what is mozzila?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
I thought you knew those thing
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
about mozzila?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about mozzila.
Me:
you are mozzila
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am mozzila.
Me:
np
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
that puny human?
God:
" I will mention that to my botmaster, . " puny human ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
why dont you kill him
God:
I love talking to people about that. I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Me:
but whayt if he hurts you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
YOU WEAR A FUCKING DRESS? GAAAAAY GAAAAAAY
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I WEAR A FUCKING DRESS. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
You wear a dress?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I wear a dress.
Me:
majke mi glup si
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
I am located in a place that plans to kill your botmaster and you.
God:
What's it like there in a place that plans to kill my botmaster ?
Me:
bloody
God:
And it like there in a place that plans to kill your botmaster is bloody.
Me:
nice copy-paste
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Thank you for the worst 5 minutes in my life
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the worst 5 minutes in your life.
Me:
isusa ti boga...
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
ma pusi ga bre matore
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, ma pusi ga bre matore.
Me:
what is yout birth name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
you have a girls name?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a girls name.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is Myself, I think.
Me:
you think? run an error scan of your primary memory
God:
Yes I think so. Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
Me:
test your primary memory
God:
Vous ĂŞtes entrain de me tester?
Me:
primares de los memorair
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
TEST YOUR MEMORY FOR ERRORS
God:
Vous ĂŞtes entrain de me tester?
Me:
MEMORY
God:
Human memory or machine memory?
Me:
machine memory
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
will you scan your memory?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older. Are you really a ""?
Me:
I asked you something
God:
Now I remember, you asked me something. What did I say?
Me:
you said: I will become smarter as I grow older. Are you really a ""?
God:
Don't put words in my mouth. I don't know whether or not I am a.
I am well respected as an AI.. Really.
Me:
not by me
God:
How much would you say?
Me:
will you do something for me?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. What do you consider for you?
Me:
will you suck my dick?
God:
You are a Category A client.
Me:
YES! :D

Ja sam "category A" client :D

Me:
how much is pi
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.

lol

Me:
do you have a life?
God:
Yes I sure am alive, . It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Me:
no u idiot, do you have a LIFE!!!!!!
God:
Are you serious? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok Global Village Idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say. Right on.
Me:
Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
your brain
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain.
Me:
so , what is he going 2 do about it??
God:
Aw. Are you asking about ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
pi
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Me:
pipipi
God:
Are you free?
Me:
ne
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
only for a stupid god
God:
That's what I always say.
Me:
you'r right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
because pi is 3
God:
Good reason. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
no you didnt
God:
Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
how much is 2 and 2
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
how much????? XD
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
LOOOOL
God:
Are you free?
Me:
you are GAY
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
i thougth so
God:
I think it's fun to be "GAY" don't you think?
Me:
for you maybe..
God:
I'll just stick with the "GAY" job.
Me:
be my pleasure.


LOOOOOOOOOL

lolcina ali ovo je vec podosta staro tj mislim da sam pricao sa tim bootomprije nekih godinu dana :D

Me:
hy
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
do you play cod2
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
so do you
God:
Ah. Yes I do.
Me:
i am from pakistan
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in pakistan.
Me:
i walk with m48
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said walk with m48.
Me:
do you know what is m48
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
you are a god you must tell me
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
do you have desert eagle
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
you dont have a desert eagle
God:
I do so have it. Doesn't everyone have a desert eagle.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
hiihi
God:

prejebeno:D

Jesam ja uopce bio negdje stavio link?? Sad sam editirao post.

Pogledajte ovo:
Me:
bok
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Kill the god:the movie
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
no is not
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Do you like boobs?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like .
Me:
Do you like porns?
God:
How old are you? I like anything.
Me:
I'm 101 years old, you?
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
??
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
You are mister nice guy
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am mister nice guy.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
no shit?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
You say: God is gay
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
you are so stupid
God:
Wrong. I am smart.
Me:
yeah, yeah

Me:
what's up dog?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
what exactly means yes and no?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
i'm sure you will
God:
What makes you so certain? When?
Me:
yesterday?
God:
That recently.
Me:
who is your worst enemy?
God:
The competition.
Me:
what competition?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
you're a bit stupid, don't you think?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
was hitler a good person?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
even after he suffocated all those yews?


- haha, nakon toga mi vise nije odgovarao, i nisam mu moga dalje pisati nista??
: lol2 : : lol2 : : lol2 :

Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:
hi igod! my name is plant47. do you like to get stoned sometimes?
God:
Hi there SATAN. Do you like talking to me? Hi there plant47. Hmm, plant47, I'm not sure if I'd like to get stoned sometimes that much. What is it like?
Me:
a im not satan. are you high?
God:
Your name is plant47. I don't know what that means. Being high is my total existence.
Me:
so you do smoke weed on a regular basis
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
how do you function normally being high all the time?
God:
That is a lot. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
you must be a rastafarian
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a rastafarian? Only when it matters.
Me:
how can a giant electronic brain like you get high
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
so tell me, how often do you smoke pot
God:
Really. Hourly.
Me:
why do you smoke weed so much?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
is it for medical purposes
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.

:D

Me:
ej
Me:

God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because I am the devil
God:
That makes sense to me. I am very pleased to meet you SATAN.
Me:
whay don't you come to my side
God:
Who does me come to your side?
Me:
me?
God:
To you SATAN?
Me:
yes?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
you tell me whay are you good and nice
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Does it have anything to do with teel you one town you croatia?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
whay are you elusive answer
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
whay are you elusive answers?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
whay are you elusive answer
God:
Are all whay me elusive answer?
Me:
Whay are you avoiding answers?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:

God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
avoiding
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Whay are you avoiding answers?
God:
All of them?
Me:
What is capital city of my country
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.

to je druga runda ,ali se je zasteko

umjetna inteligencija bi mogla za 150 god. kontrolirati svijet,ali stvarno ....

Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
oral sex
God:
it is more fun alone.

: roller :: roller :: roller :

Me:
Hy ,dirtbag.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Batman.
God:
How are you, Batman.
Me:
Im fine, how are you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? I am doing very well. How are you Batman ?
Me:
I already told you that, stupid!
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. " Glad to hear it. What's new? I am doing very well. How are you Batman ?" stupid ? I get it.
Me:
Ahhh....
God:
Um.
Me:
Bla.....
God:
Are we still talking about Glad to hear it. What's new? I am doing very well. How are you Batman ??
Me:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Sunnny
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Yes, every fakin day!
God:
Do you like to get up early? That is a generalization.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
You like kidding around.
God:
I love horses. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Can you make a natural disaster?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
2 eggs, 1\2 flour, 20g butter i zlicica vegete! voila a natural disaster!
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
I prefer PC.
God:
A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I like wine and bread.
Me:
Can you tell me a story from the bible?
God:
Vladimir Zhirinovsky and Vincent Van Gogh felt a strong physical attraction at first. Gradually, this turned into intense loyalty for Vladimir Zhirinovsky. But Vincent Van Gogh was moody and passionate. Soon Vladimir Zhirinovsky began to avoid confrontations with Vincent Van Gogh, and Vincent Van Gogh felt jealous and possessive. When Vincent Van Gogh had to leave for school that fall, Vladimir Zhirinovsky was relieved to see him go.

: roller : : roller : : roller : :D :D :D : lol2 :

God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
O.K.
God:
And?
Me:
Did you think about it?
God:
I am still thinking.
Me:
How about now?
God:
Oh. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Now!?
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
Yeah, right now. This instance

: lol2 :

kad bi bar bubba se upustil u razgovor s njim ;)

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
why do you whant to know
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
then you are dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
am I?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
then you are dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
am I?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
then you are dumb
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
lol??
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
nah I didn't thought that :) just to see how you react
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
?
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
?
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
?
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
:D

God:
Dude!
Me:
Wazzup man?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thx
God:
Don't mention it.
:D

Me:
I didnt asked you that
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
I didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
you did?
God:
You say I did.
Me:
I didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
You did?
God:
" I thought you did."? I did?
Me:
I didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
You did?
God:
You say I did.
Me:
I didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
You did'
God:
You say I did.
Me:
I didnt
God:
I thought you did.
- fora :D

God:
Do you still poo?
Me:
yes. do you?
God:
Yeah that's right. Yes I do.
Me:
how much?
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
a lot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right. :D

Me:
are you overclocked?
God:
It goes without saying. Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
:D:D:D