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Staro 10.06.2007., 18:48   #31
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Dal mi može netko objasniti kako da sad W800 vratim na K750i! Hvala!
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Staro 10.06.2007., 19:18   #32
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Trebao bi naći firmware od k750 i istim postupkom vratit nazad, samo neznam gdje ćeš naći firmware.
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Staro 10.06.2007., 19:56   #33
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Pa imaš za skinuti original, tj Sonyev, znači nema onih od Vipa T-Mobilea i sličnih...na http://forums.se-nse.net/ ili na TopSony stranicama...

S druge strane, možeš probat sa SeUs-om...
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Staro 10.06.2007., 20:05   #34
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MA netreba. sad sam tek sve ove teme i ikone stavil. Baš je guba. Možete li mi samo reči koji su najbolji driveri za zvuk(preferiram slušalice). Hvala
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Staro 10.06.2007., 20:36   #35
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Blizzard ili Avalon...
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Staro 10.06.2007., 20:43   #36
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@rak - lol...

@ostali - znate li mozda jeli navedeno mjenjanje ikona, drivera za zvuk/kameru i ostalo moguce za k800i. cid51 je zastita, citam po netu da se navodno jos patch ceka za xs?
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Staro 10.06.2007., 22:04   #37
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zapelo mi je na 2. koraku, koliko to inace traje, pise mi u xs++ da radi brute force, pomoc molim!!!!
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Staro 10.06.2007., 22:07   #38
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Trebao si stisnuti ''Yes'' znači da radi ''breakin'' a ne ''brute force''...sad lijepo stisni stop, izvadi kabel, izvadi bateriju i sve ispočetka
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Staro 10.06.2007., 22:07   #39
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kad to ?, nije me nista pitalo
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Staro 10.06.2007., 22:08   #40
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Pa jel koristiš XS++ za flashanje?
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Staro 10.06.2007., 22:09   #41
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razer, msn pls rxownz@gmail.com javi se , hitno mi je
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Staro 10.06.2007., 22:47   #42
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zapelo mi je na 2. koraku, koliko to inace traje, pise mi u xs++ da radi brute force, pomoc molim!!!!
kad se koristi breakin metoda sve skupa traje 10ak minuta a sa bruteforce-om zna trajati i par sati..
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Trebao si stisnuti ''Yes'' znači da radi ''breakin'' a ne ''brute force''...sad lijepo stisni stop, izvadi kabel, izvadi bateriju i sve ispočetka
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But this is by design.
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And he wants his toys.
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He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
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You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
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He wants his own Tardis.
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He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
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He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
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He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
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I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
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Staro 11.06.2007., 01:41   #43
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uglavnom sve mi je proradilo, sad me zanima koji je driver najbolji ,Kriomag_v21.91 driver mi treba po 5 sekundi da nešto uslikam na fine kvaliteti, jeli tko probao Jonaugust_69_v8.64_UP_10-06_2007 nek javi
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Staro 11.06.2007., 02:26   #44
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Staro 11.06.2007., 09:31   #45
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Staro 11.06.2007., 12:43   #46
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Dodaj u upute i kako instalirati drivere, posteno sam se s time nazivcirao dok mi nisu objasnili...
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Staro 11.06.2007., 20:54   #47
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Ja sam ovo davno napravio, ali ručno sa skroz drugim firmware-om, a to je bio emea6, pa nema hrvatski, a i imam CID36.
Da li sad mogu ovaj firware (iz uputa) ubacit pa da bude normalno?

P.S. Može li se nekako pod ime mobitela stavit W750i?
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Staro 11.06.2007., 20:54   #48
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Dali treba instalirat cd od Sonny ericssona???
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Staro 11.06.2007., 21:35   #49
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Ja sam ovo davno napravio, ali ručno sa skroz drugim firmware-om, a to je bio emea6, pa nema hrvatski, a i imam CID36.
Da li sad mogu ovaj firware (iz uputa) ubacit pa da bude normalno?

P.S. Može li se nekako pod ime mobitela stavit W750i?
Ne možeš koristiti ovaj firmware iz uputa jer je on za CID49 nego ti treba EMEA2 za CID36. (Javi se Ramsu on ima CID36)
A što se imena tiče koliko ja znam ne može se mijenjati.

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Dali treba instalirat cd od Sonny ericssona???
Za ovaj vodič NE, linkovi za sve što ti treba su u uputama...
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At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 11.06.2007., 21:39   #50
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Staro 11.06.2007., 21:53   #51
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Dodaj u upute i kako instalirati drivere, posteno sam se s time nazivcirao dok mi nisu objasnili...
Pa u čemu je bio problem, samo treba napraviti desni klik na ggsemc.inf > install
(dodano u upute)
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline

At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 11.06.2007., 22:05   #52
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E crn imas msn ili nesto da mi pomognes. PLEASE

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Staro 11.06.2007., 22:18   #53
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Pa u čemu je bio problem, samo treba napraviti desni klik na ggsemc.inf > install
Ma otprije sam imo sluzbene drivere i stalno ga je prepoznavao ko SE K750 sa sto devicea (2 com porta, pokoji modem, usb device...), iako sam deinstalirao SEUS i sve kaj ide s njim. Rjesenje: prilikom ukapcanja po prvi put drzat C, onda ga je prepoznao kako treba i trazio USB flash driver.

Tip: Shortcut datoteke za menije i layoute (nastavak @) mozete editirati Notepadom i slagati si proizvoljne putanje. Recimo, zgodno je prebaciti trenutno koristene ikone i layout na memoriju mobitela da mozete raditi i bez svog sticka unutra. Za koristenje nekog icon packa/layouta radite sve isto i jos ga kopirate u memoriju uredjaja. Jos morate i u svim shortcut fileovima obrisati /card/MSSEMC da bi radilo.
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Staro 11.06.2007., 22:29   #54
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline

At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 12.06.2007., 13:40   #58
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Ok, vjerojatno sam malo tulav ali ne mogu skontatui koju inačicu zaštite imam...

Podaci iz uređaja:
Citiraj:
R1CA021
prgCXC125952_EU_1_CL_R1CA021

EROM: R3A005
prgCXC1250091_EROM_DB2010_CLARA_FLAFLA

Inačica softwarea
kamere
Kamera
Trenutno: 53

Inačica ITP softwarea
CXC 125 932_49 R1C

Prilagodba
CDA102338/152 R1A
Cxc125953 R 1DA003
TMO_INT_D

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Dakle prema ovome pretpostavljam da imam 49 RED no htio bih samo potvrdu prije jer ne bih volio napraviti glupost.

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Staro 12.06.2007., 14:53   #59
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Pa spoji mob na XS++ i pogledaj točno šta imaš...
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline

At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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