Star Trek i ostale SF serije

[vga killer]

:clap: Tihomir, dobar ti je avatar.

To si svoju sljikicu metnul?

[tihomir]

To mi je slika iz prvog razreda...
A platio sam ju 2 pločice, zato sam takav i ispao.

[vga killer]

Valjda nisi u duši isti muljator ko on.

[IceFisherman]

ja nebi dal ni pola pločice takvom plastičnom kirurgu



@današnja epizoda
- doro je došlo malo te akcije , da bar nije bilo onoga upucavanja Dukat-Kir , mislim , pa kaj si frajer ne najde nekakvu zgodnu Kardašku , recimo onu kaj je štela Majlsa u cjevi povaliti , a ne se tu upucuvati nekakvoj velikoguzoj Bajorokenjki
and - gul Dukat nekak slabo viče "Pali"

[Bl@de]

Originally posted by IceFisherman
gul Dukat nekak slabo viče "Pali"

da i meni se nekak cini.

[ZMAJ]

Originally posted by IceFisherman
ja nebi dal ni pola pločice takvom plastičnom kirurgu



@
, recimo onu kaj je štela Majlsa u cjevi povaliti

uf ta je bila dobra samo da nije imala ono kardasijsko sranje p licu i vratu... i da nije bila siva lol...
I to kakvo upucavanja... dotakne ga za ruku i gleda dali je plodan ^^

[rendula]

Imam osjećaj da se barem pola epizoda radi o Badžorancima i njihovoj kretenskoj vjeri

[Paske]

Originally posted by rendula
Imam osjećaj da se barem pola epizoda radi o Badžorancima i njihovoj kretenskoj vjeri

Ima nekaj u tome ....

Nažalost moral sam propustiti zadnje 2 epizode ovaj tjedan

Mnego ... Ice, kaj imaš protiv Kire :confused:

Mala je komad i pol, imaš kaj delat cijeli dan i još uvijek bi JOŠ

[IceFisherman]

Originally posted by Paske

Mnego ... Ice, kaj imaš protiv Kire :confused:
Mala je komad i pol, imaš kaj delat cijeli dan i još uvijek bi JOŠ

Meni je grozna , pogotovo kad hoda ( a snimaju ju odostraga), i kad se smije.

[dr.fiksi]

vjerska epizoda uglavnom je jednako loša epizoda...
Kira?Ništa protiv Kire...
OK je ona, ali blijedo u usporedbi s Sedmom, a kamoli s T'Pol...
Dosad nisam propustio niti epu ds9, a ni neću.
Što ćeš, Dukat je slab na Bajoranke...

[vga killer]

Kira se nemre uspoređivat ni s Sedmom, ni s T'Pol, a ni s Dax.

[ZMAJ]

Meni je najbolja T'Pol pa Dax pa Sedma...
Kira mi je ruzna dok se smije i ima losu frizuru...

[IceFisherman]

Originally posted by ZMAJ
Meni je najbolja T'Pol pa Dax pa Sedma...
Kira mi je ruzna dok se smije i ima losu frizuru...

Evo mojeg istomišljenika
SPOILER - SPOILER
Šteta kaj Daks pogine u šestoj sezoni - zadnja serija - opsjednuti gul Dukat ju mrkne - ali črv preživi i dobi novu žensku za domačina

[Sky]

Da, a ova nova hostica izgleda negdje u rangu sa Kirom:burn:
Ma Sedma je zakon...

[ZMAJ]

Originally posted by IceFisherman
Evo mojeg istomišljenika
SPOILER - SPOILER
Šteta kaj Daks pogine u šestoj sezoni - zadnja serija - opsjednuti gul Dukat ju mrkne - ali črv preživi i dobi novu žensku za domačina

[IceFisherman]

Evribody go SIM i sknite si The Weakest Link (Star Trek Stars) (Microsoft WMV) , jer to je jedino mesto gde morete videti skoro sve star rek glumce na okupu.
Stvarno se isplati pogledati

[dr.fiksi]

Kad pričate o Dax, pomislite na onog "črvuljka" u njoj
zato je tu T'Pol...

[IceFisherman]

IF LT. DATA RAN WINDOWS 95
==========================

WORF: Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead.

PICARD: On screen.

[The main viewing screen changes to a pattern of horizontal lines, each only
a single pixel wide.]

PICARD: Data, what's wrong here?

DATA: Captain, the main viewscreen does not have sufficient video memory to
display an image of this size. May I suggest that you select a lower
resolution?

PICARD: Make it so.

[The screen blanks, and then an image appears, with big, blocky square
pixels. Three objects appear in the center, which could be Romulan warbirds,
but which actually look more like the aliens in Space Invaders.]

PICARD: Data, open a hailing channel to the Romulans.

DATA: Aye, sir.

[Data picks up an hourglass from the floor beside him, turns it over, and
places it on the console in front of him. He punches some buttons on the
console and sits motionless for several seconds. A flash of light blossoms
from one of the Romulan ships on the viewscreen.]

WORF: Incoming plasma torpedo, Captain!

PICARD: Shields up!

DATA: I'm sorry, Captain, but I am still attempting to complete your last
instruction. I must ask you to wait until I have finished before you issue
your next command.

PICARD: What on earth do you mean? Data, this is *important*! I want
those shields up *right now*.

DATA: I'm sorry, Captain, but I am still attempting to complete your last
instruction. I must ask you to wait until I have finished before you issue
your next command.

LAFORGE: Allow me, captain. [to Data] Control-alt-delete, Data.

[Data removes the hourglass from the console, and returns it to the floor.]

DATA: The Romulans are not responding to my hails. Press my nose to
cancel and return to Windows. Pull my left ear to close this communications
channel which is not responding. You will lose any information sent by the
Romulans.

[LaForge pulls Data's left ear.]

PICARD: Shields...

[There is a tremendous explosion. The bridge shakes violently, and all the
crew members are thrown to the floor. A shower of sparks erupts from Wesley
Crusher's station at the helm, throwing Wesley back away from the console.]

PICARD: Up, Data!

DATA: Aye, sir.

RIKER: All decks, damage report!

WORF: Captain, Ensign Crusher is injured. He appears to be unconscious.

[Data picks up the hourglass again, places it on his console, and punches
some more buttons. He waits a few seconds, then puts the hourglass back
on the floor.]

DATA: Shields are now up, captain.

PICARD: And not a moment too soon. Worf, lock all phasers on the lead
Romulan ship.

WORF: Aye, sir. [He punches buttons on the weapons console.]

PICARD: Mr. Data, take the helm, and prepare for evasive action.

DATA: I am sorry, sir, but I do not have the proper device driver installed
for that console.

PICARD: Well, damn it, install the right one.

DATA: Please insert Setup Implant #1 in my right nostril.

PICARD: Number One, where do we keep Data's setup implants?

RIKER: I left them with Geordi.

LAFORGE: [in a surprised voice] What!!? I thought you still had them!

PICARD: Data, don't you have device drivers stored in your internal
memory?

DATA: Not found, sir. Please insert Setup Implant #1 in my right nostril.

PICARD: Data, I don't *have* Setup Implant #1.

DATA: Not ready reading right nostril. Abort, Retry, Fail?

PICARD: Abort!

DATA: Not ready reading right nostril. Abort, Retry, Fail?

PICARD: Well, fail, then!

DATA: Current nose is no longer valid.

[Data walks over to the helm, and presses several buttons. The ship
lurches, the images of the Romulan warships suddenly shift to one side of
the viewscreen, and a high-pitched whining noise is heard coming from
somewhere else in the ship.]

LAFORGE: [alarmed] Data, what the hell are you doing?

PICARD: Number One, do we have a customer service number for Data?

RIKER: Yes sir, but last time I tried to call them, I got put on hold for
two hours before I was able to talk to anyone. And that person wasn't
knowledgeable about androids of Data's model. She specialized in industrial
control robots.

[Suddenly, the lights all go out, the viewscreen goes blank, and all the
usual noise of fans, motors, and so on whines to a halt. After a few
seconds, the red emergency lights come on. Data is standing by the
console, absolutely motionless.]

PICARD: What's going on?

LAFORGE: [checking the helm console] Lieutenant Data has caused a
General Protection Violation in the warp engine core.

PICARD: These androids look really sharp, but you can't really do
anything with them.

[The shimmer of the transporter effect appears, and six Romulans in full
battle dress materialize on the bridge. A seventh figure, a Ferengi,
appears moments later.]

FERENGI: [with a mercenary grin] Can I interest you in a Macintosh,
Captain?

[vga killer]

ROTFLMAO hahaha, (kroz suze), majka svih LOLčina. :clap: : lol2 :

[IceFisherman]

Star Trek Lost Episodes" transcript:

"Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at
finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access
their command pathways?"

"Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through
our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."



"What the hell is 'Microsoft'?"

"Allow me to explain. We will send this program,
for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command pathways. Once
inside their root command unit,it will begin consuming system resources at
an unstoppable rate."

"But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter their
processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"

"Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it creates a new
version of itself known as an 'upgrade'. The use of resources increases
exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to adapt
quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be taken
over and none will be available for their normal operational functions."

"Excellent work. This is even better than that 'unsolvable
geometric shape' idea."

.. . . 15 Minutes Later . . .

"Captain, We have successfully installed the 'Windows' in the
command unit and as expected it immediately consumed 85% of all resources.
We however have not received any confirmation of the expected 'upgrade'."

"Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and CPU
capacity to compensate, but we still have no indication of an 'upgrade' to
compensate for their increase."

"Data, scan the history banks again and determine if there is
something we have missed."

"Sir, I believe there is a reason for the failure in the 'upgrade'.
Apparently the Borg have circumvented that part of the plan by not sending
in their registration cards.

"Captain we have no choice. Requesting permission to begin
emergency escape sequence 3F . . ."

"Wait, Captain I just detected their CPU capacity has
suddenly dropped to 0% !"

"Data, what do your scanners show?"

"Apparently the Borg have found the internal 'Windows' module named
'Solitaire' and it has used up all the CPU capacity."

"Let's wait and see how long this 'solitaire' can reduce their
functionality."

.. . . Two Hours Pass . . .

"Geordi, what's the status of the Borg?"

"As expected the Borg are attempting to re-engineer to compensate
for increased CPU and storage demands, but each time they successfully
increase resources I have set up our closest deep space monitor beacon to
transmit more 'Windows' modules from something called the 'Microsoft
fun-pack'.

"How much time will that buy us?"

"Current Borg solution rates allow me to predict an interest time
span of 6 more hours."

"Captain, another vessel has entered our sector."

"Identify."

"It appears to have markings very similar to the 'Microsoft' logo."

"THIS IS ADMIRAL BILL GATES OF THE MICROSOFT FLAGSHIP
'MONOPOLY'. WE HAVE POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF UNREGISTERED SOFTWARE IN THIS
SECTOR. SURREDER ALL ASSETS AND WE CAN AVOID ANY TROUBLE. YOU HAVE 10
SECONDS."

"The alien ship has just opened its forward hatches and released
thousands of humanoid shaped objects."

"Magnify forward viewer on the alien craft."

"Good God, Captain! Those are humans floating straight toward the
Borg ship with no life support suits! How can they survive the tortures of
deep space?!"

"I don't believe that those are humans,sir. If you will look closer
> I believe you will see that they are carrying something recognized by
Twenty-first Century man as doe skin leather briefcases, and they are
wearing Armani suits."

"Lawyers!!"

"It can't be. All the Lawyers were rounded up and sent hurtling
into the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening."

"True, but apparently some must have survived."

"They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering it with all
types of papers."

"I believe that is known in ancient vernacular as 'red tape'. It
often proves fatal."

"They're tearing the Borg to pieces!"

"Turn off the monitors. I can't stand to watch, not even the Borg
deserve that.

[rendula]

ROTFLMAO :clap:
Ovaj drugi je još bolji:clap:

[vga killer]

Originally posted by rendula
ROTFLMAO :clap:
Ovaj drugi je još bolji:clap:

Defenitivno.:clap:

[tihomir]

Ma onaj plastični kirurg je Ferengi, zato sam ispao ovakav.
Ali je zato Ice poslovao sa Ferengijskim neurokirurgom.

[IceFisherman]

Originally posted by tihomir

Ali je zato Ice poslovao sa Ferengijskim neurokirurgom.

Da , bio je to Bill Gates glavom i bradom

[ćiber_manija]

Dobra stvar nema šta:clap:

[IceFisherman]

Jučerašnja epizoda - OK , gledljivo


Današnja epizoda - fujjjjj , grozno , opet oni vedeki , kajevi , bajorci i slične gluposto - NEGLEDLJIVO :mad:

[rendula]

Jučer je bilo ok, bili su mi smiješni Ferengiji u štrajku , a danas nisam gledal, izgleda da nisam puno propustil.

[Isus]

Originally posted by rendula
ROTFLMAO :clap:
Ovaj drugi je još bolji:clap:

: roller :
Ice svaka ti dala!! : goood :

:clap: : lol2 :

[Bl@de]

Originally posted by IceFisherman
Jučerašnja epizoda - OK , gledljivo


Današnja epizoda - fujjjjj , grozno , opet oni vedeki , kajevi , bajorci i slične gluposto - NEGLEDLJIVO :mad:

tak i meni. jecej bas bilo fora sa sindikatom a to je dobil po glavi stanovnika zato .

danas cista katastrofa.

[ZMAJ]

Originally posted by Isus
: roller :
Ice svaka ti dala!! : goood :

:clap: : lol2 :

prvo pa musko