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Staro 18.10.2006., 01:29   #1
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Ako vam je dosadio Google...
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline

At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 18.10.2006., 09:31   #2
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Staro 18.10.2006., 11:51   #4
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Staro 18.10.2006., 12:21   #5
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Staro 18.10.2006., 13:33   #6
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Staro 18.10.2006., 19:33   #7
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Staro 19.10.2006., 01:07   #8
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Dobro je, ali užasno sporo. Pola onog što zine ne čujem. A već sam se ponadao da će biti homepage
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Staro 19.10.2006., 03:23   #9
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Dobro je, ali užasno sporo. Pola onog što zine ne čujem. A već sam se ponadao da će biti homepage
si ti jos na 56k??

meni sve fino leti hehe puno je bolje od googla : lol2 :
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Staro 19.10.2006., 13:12   #10
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Nisam. DSL. Danas malo manje, ali još se zna izgubiti zvuk. Samo joj se usta otvaraju...
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Staro 19.10.2006., 14:06   #11
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Staro 19.10.2006., 16:44   #12
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Staro 19.10.2006., 19:31   #13
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Staro 19.10.2006., 21:47   #14
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Staro 20.10.2006., 00:36   #15
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Staro 20.10.2006., 14:42   #16
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haha, sada kad sam stavio sluske (max. volume) cuje se kako je redatelj navodi

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Staro 20.10.2006., 15:27   #17
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kako da to pogledam? ja volem takve stvari.
imam flash 7,0,68,0 i ne postoji novija verzija.

edit: it's so stupid
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major skills
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greater powers
final waves (alcohol hypnosis +30, self)
bat brotherhood (skip sleeping, -20 energy/night)
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summon unknown female (demoralise +75 on target)

artifacts of choice
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little is known about this dwarf. he is known to be active overnight and unpredictable.
Cyrodiil citizens have witnessed him in a "thompson" tavern near his lair.
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Staro 20.10.2006., 15:35   #18
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Hm, kako ja onda imam Flash Player 9?

http://www.macromedia.com/software/flash/about/
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Staro 20.10.2006., 16:33   #19
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Hm, kako ja onda imam Flash Player 9?

http://www.macromedia.com/software/flash/about/
Horza koristi uglavnom Linux, xp samo za wow
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Staro 20.10.2006., 16:49   #20
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Horza koristi uglavnom Linux, xp samo za wow
ma dobro... ovo je bila više zafrkancija. iritira me adobe/macromedia i njihovo puštanje u pogon tehnologije za koju kao imaju support, a player im je 2 verzije prestar. imam portablefirefox kroz wine, tak da kroz njega otvorim site ako baš zahtjeva flash 8 i novije (npr. google analytics)
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Horza (death dwarf)
birthsign: rebel

character perks
+95 excel organisation, +50 weather resistance, -20 energy, -35 image of reality, -80 house choirs

major skills
open-source, discussion, self-hypnosis, poetry, schtulichism

greater powers
final waves (alcohol hypnosis +30, self)
bat brotherhood (skip sleeping, -20 energy/night)
misunderstanding jokes (demoralise +50 in 30ft radius)
summon unknown female (demoralise +75 on target)

artifacts of choice
tv remote (hibernate +20 on self)
lounge chair (fortify sleeping +60 on self)
linux (destabilise system +45 on target)

little is known about this dwarf. he is known to be active overnight and unpredictable.
Cyrodiil citizens have witnessed him in a "thompson" tavern near his lair.
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