hljebate ćuk! gledal si malo preveć švedskih under 13 filmeka. kak možeš tak o junioru? !no mor porn for ju! kak se meni vidi pametan je on dečec... curkicu u sobu (antonio... hladno mi je), sekicu van (za ženske je kuhača), pristup storage-u prek 1gig LAN-a (kad nema male da može flaksat bez štekanja) i odjebavanje starog kad treba delat... junior je pravi playboy! to je super... lagano mu kupiš par Lifestyles-a tek tolko da vidi kaj valja i nema brige da buš tak skoro deda.
ps ak nema gorenavedenih božanskih darova, poslužila bu i dobra stara traktorska guma
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Horza (death dwarf) birthsign: rebel
character perks +95 excel organisation, +50 weather resistance, -20 energy, -35 image of reality, -80 house choirs
major skills open-source, discussion, self-hypnosis, poetry, schtulichism
greater powers final waves (alcohol hypnosis +30, self) bat brotherhood (skip sleeping, -20 energy/night) misunderstanding jokes (demoralise +50 in 30ft radius) summon unknown female (demoralise +75 on target)
artifacts of choice tv remote (hibernate +20 on self) lounge chair (fortify sleeping +60 on self) linux (destabilise system +45 on target)
little is known about this dwarf. he is known to be active overnight and unpredictable. Cyrodiil citizens have witnessed him in a "thompson" tavern near his lair.
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