Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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