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Staro 03.09.2008., 21:21   #91
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Hmmm, potaknut ovim topicom odlučio sam i ja sam probati kolko to valja.

Nakon pola sata pokušavanja nisam uopće uspio instalirati chrome. Pokrene se klijent, pokušava se spojiti na internet, i nakon minutu dvije pokušavanja javi mi da nije uspio.

Win xp pro 64bit. Diseblao firewall i AV da pokušam tako i ne ide. Internet najnormalnije radi. Čak sam i azureus maknuo da vidim da li je to problem. Ništa. Ono što mi je zanimljivo je to da sam prestartao računalo da probam opet, i našao među procesima googleupdate.exe. Nakon restarta i prije nego sam ponovo pokrenuo inst. klijent...

Bio sam danas i jučer cijeli dan na seminaru pa se nisam imao vremena zafrkavat i tražit rješenje. Da li se netko susreo sa sličnim problemom?

Sutra ću na poslu probat, čisto da vidim kak zgleda. To mi je i onak mašina za softwerske eksperimente

Bez obzira na sve, mislim da ga neću koristiti, barem ne dok ne dođe do ozbiljnije verzije. FF sam posložio i prilagodio sebi koliko god je to bilo moguće, podesio pipelining i ostale fore, i prezadovoljan sam njime. Kako s FF2 tako i s FF3.
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Staro 03.09.2008., 21:58   #92
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Staro 03.09.2008., 22:18   #93
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Sviđa mi se, samo što mi fale add-onsi iz firefoxa i možda nekakva crna tema da mi se uklopi u temu od Windowsa.
Kad kliknem srednji klik na stranicu ništa se ne događa

... ali za betu je ok.
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Staro 03.09.2008., 22:21   #94
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Staro 03.09.2008., 23:21   #95
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Ostao sam paf... Mislio sam da će biti neka glupost, ali sam prezadovoljan. Favoriti su malo u banani, ali sam siguran da će se to srediti kao i neki skinovi u budućnosti.

P.S. Važno da se PCE normalno otvara jer na IE se blokirao na skype statusu usera i google reklamama...

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Staro 03.09.2008., 23:27   #96
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Staro 03.09.2008., 23:48   #97
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Google Launches Cloud Operating System 'Chrome' And Calls It A "Browser"

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Staro 04.09.2008., 00:02   #98
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Google se polako, ali sigurno probija na računala. Vjerojatno i misle integrirati dosta toga u Chrome, ali mislim da to nije do te mjere da postane OS. Ne smijemo zaboraviti ni gOS kojeg Google još uvijek usavršava.

Google ima zli plan vladanja svijetom...
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Staro 04.09.2008., 00:18   #99
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Cudi me da nitko nije obratio paznju na EULU i na "vasa prava" lol, Chrome ce se cist malo ponasat ko spyware ... fala nebi.
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Cudi me da nitko nije obratio paznju na EULU i na "vasa prava" lol, Chrome ce se cist malo ponasat ko spyware ... fala nebi.
Mene čudi kako ljudi postaju u temu a da je ne pročitaju.
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ukoliko stvarno ima neki back door ili nesto slicno onda ce to netko skuzit. code je opensouce pod BSD licencom.
Odnosi li se to samo na Chrome ili i na Googleupdate.exe?
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Staro 04.09.2008., 00:30   #102
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brzo sam ga deinstaliro...da makar ima, ko opera sveta,otvaranje tabova..al nema.to samo opera ima.dalje me od tog croma i ne interesuje..
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Staro 04.09.2008., 00:50   #103
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Svaki put kada otvorim novi tab program se zamrzne ali onaj kruzic se i dalje vrti i pokazuje da ucitava stranicu i onda mi je pukao film i isao ga zgasiti i trebao sam u TM zgasiti 5x chrome.exe da bi ga ubio .
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brzo sam ga deinstaliro...da makar ima, ko opera sveta,otvaranje tabova..al nema.to samo opera ima.dalje me od tog croma i ne interesuje..
ako sam dobro skuzio zelish reci da nema tabove?
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Odnosi li se to samo na Chrome ili i na Googleupdate.exe?


ide i meni na zivce(kao i rostanje po disku), ali me iskreno nebrine.konzumiram windoze u posebnim prigodama - tipa ove i za cod4. oni koji ga zele koristiti svakodnevno trebalo bi biti zabrinuti takvim ponasanjem.

svi ste zabrinuti za privatnost koju vam pruza jedan komad sw koji je opensource, a koristite M$ O$ i stotine propriatery programa i protokola. nema logike
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Staro 04.09.2008., 00:57   #105
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Odnosi li se to samo na Chrome ili i na Googleupdate.exe?
pa update jednostavno isključiš i mirna Bosna

(osobno nakon instalacije bilo kojeg programa automatski dižem autorunse i gasim nepotrebne dodatke u startupu...)
Osim toga već godinama držim ovaj mali (60kb ! ) programčić pokrenut u pozadini a on digne popup čim se neki program pokuša instalirati u startup folder ili u bilo koji od startup registry ključeva.
Stvar radi bez greške...

http://www.mlin.net/StartupMonitor.shtml
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At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 04.09.2008., 01:05   #106
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Svaki put kada otvorim novi tab program se zamrzne ali onaj kruzic se i dalje vrti i pokazuje da ucitava stranicu i onda mi je pukao film i isao ga zgasiti i trebao sam u TM zgasiti 5x chrome.exe da bi ga ubio .
desni klik na Chrome titlebar > task manager i ubiješ proces koji ti jede CPU. Najčešće je to neki flash dodatak stranici a Chrome ti dozvoljava da ubiješ ne samo čitavi tab kao proces nego i flash proces unutar trenutno otvorenog taba...

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At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 04.09.2008., 01:24   #107
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pa update jednostavno isključiš i mirna Bosna

(osobno nakon instalacije bilo kojeg programa automatski dižem autorunse i gasim nepotrebne dodatke u startupu...)
Osim toga već godinama držim ovaj mali (60kb ! ) programčić pokrenut u pozadini a on digne popup čim se neki program pokuša instalirati u startup folder ili u bilo koji od startup registry ključeva.
Stvar radi bez greške...

http://www.mlin.net/StartupMonitor.shtml
Koristim i ja taj programcic, ali ne volim kada mi se program ponasa tako samovoljno. Druga stvar - ne sjecam se da sam vidio opciju da se taj googleupdate.exe skroz ubije, jer on se i dalje pokrece kada pokrenes Chrome.

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Meni je to rostanje doslovce onemogucavalo ikakav rad na racunalu.
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Staro 04.09.2008., 01:31   #108
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Staro 04.09.2008., 01:47   #109
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Hmm ovo je velika bruka da nema linux verzije. Sto se tice samog kompajliranja to mozemo zaboraviti, kako google earth dolazi sa installerom tako ce doci i Chrome.

Svida mi se ime Chrome, zvuci jako mocno.
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ako sam dobro skuzio zelish reci da nema tabove?
ima. CTRL+T
nisi dobro skužio.primjer,odeš u bokmarkse,klikneš na jedan i on se otvori u novom tabu kraj otvorenog.klikneš simbol na brzoj traci,url se otvara u novom tabu kraj otvorenog.to samo opera zna.IE,FF,Safari i sad crome..to ne mogu.
ff valjda to može kad na mišu skrol tipku klikneš al kad laptopov miš koristiš,ništa od toga.

i ta stvar u operi mi je jednostavno genijalna i pri ruci.nemoram prvo novi tab otvorit pa onda klikat još ono šta u njemu otvorit oću ili desnom tipkom na url adresu "otvori u novom tabu".
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Staro 04.09.2008., 01:51   #111
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evo malo isprobao to cudo, nije lose za betu. jedino me ubija sto trenutno imam prilicno glasan hard u kanti pa me rostiljanje prilikom surfanja zivcira, vise volim operu i rad u ramu tako da sam sada opet na njoj. no chrome je baziran na nekim dobrim idejama i makar ga u svrhu borbe protiv googleove dominacije svijetom vjerovatno necu nikada koristiti nadam se da ce opera prihvatiti neke njihove ideje
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nisi dobro skužio.primjer,odeš u bokmarkse,klikneš na jedan i on se otvori u novom tabu kraj otvorenog.klikneš simbol na brzoj traci,url se otvara u novom tabu kraj otvorenog.to samo opera zna.IE,FF,Safari i sad crome..to ne mogu.
ff valjda to može kad na mišu skrol tipku klikneš al kad laptopov miš koristiš,ništa od toga.
FF + Tab mix plus to rade bez problema.
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ne kužim... pa middle click na link ili bookmark uvijek otvara novi tab ...
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by Ernest Cline


At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 04.09.2008., 01:59   #114
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pa middle click na link ili bookmark uvijek otvara novi tab ...
Tako je, ali kaze covjek:

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Sto se tice samog kompajliranja to mozemo zaboraviti, kako google earth dolazi sa installerom tako ce doci i Chrome.
Chrome mozesh vec i sada sam skompajlati na windozima pomocu vs2005.

google earth nije opensource aplikacija - chrome (tj. chromium) jeste.
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FF + Tab mix plus to rade bez problema.
plug in?pa kolko plugina da mu stavim da bi ko sa operom mogo rukovat..
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline


At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.

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Staro 04.09.2008., 02:10   #118
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline


At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 04.09.2008., 02:11   #119
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Staro 04.09.2008., 02:16   #120
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