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Staro 06.10.2008., 23:26   #4411
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At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 07.10.2008., 01:25   #4412
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Staro 07.10.2008., 18:38   #4413
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Staro 07.10.2008., 18:43   #4414
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Staro 07.10.2008., 18:43   #4415
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Staro 09.10.2008., 17:36   #4416
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dali style windows košta.
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Staro 09.10.2008., 20:10   #4417
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Moram još sredit neke stvari, i dual boot i bude sve 5
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Staro 09.10.2008., 23:20   #4418
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malo se bacio u modifikaciju pa za pocetak ovako

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Staro 10.10.2008., 08:26   #4419
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Staro 10.10.2008., 14:48   #4420
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molim malu pomoć, hoću si razvrstat sve programe koje imam instalirane po njihovoj vrsti (ne znam kak da drugačije to velim), evo što hoću, npr. nod32, ad-aware spadaju pod antivirusne programe, everest, siw, 3dmark spadaju pod hardwerske programe, mozilla, msn spadaju pod internet programe...ali ne znam pod kaj da stavim sljedeće: winamp, bs player, windows media player, nero, alocohol, daemon, fraps, windowblinds, tuneup, photoshop, acrobat....nadam se da ste razumjeli što mislim...
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Staro 10.10.2008., 14:54   #4421
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molim malu pomoć, hoću si razvrstat sve programe koje imam instalirane po njihovoj vrsti (ne znam kak da drugačije to velim), evo što hoću, npr. nod32, ad-aware spadaju pod antivirusne programe, everest, siw, 3dmark spadaju pod hardwerske programe, mozilla, msn spadaju pod internet programe...ali ne znam pod kaj da stavim sljedeće: winamp, bs player, windows media player, nero, alocohol, daemon, fraps, windowblinds, tuneup, photoshop, acrobat....nadam se da ste razumjeli što mislim...

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Staro 10.10.2008., 16:14   #4422
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ti za to imaš neki program ili si si sam napravil...thx

btw koju verziju object docka koristite??
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Staro 10.10.2008., 17:07   #4423
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ti za to imaš neki program ili si si sam napravil...thx
Za sto? Pa to je raspored foldera u Start meniju.
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Staro 10.10.2008., 19:16   #4424
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Za sto? Pa to je raspored foldera u Start meniju.
, ja bum si to napravil posebno kao sve što imam na desktopu, ili bum dodal toolbar dolje u traku ili već nekaj....
btw kaj da stavim u accessories??
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Staro 10.10.2008., 19:20   #4425
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, ja bum si to napravil posebno kao sve što imam na desktopu, ili bum dodal toolbar dolje u traku ili već nekaj....
btw kaj da stavim u accessories??
Ma meni su u accessories one stvari koje su unutra po defaultu, sve sto je u tom folderu a da mi treba moze se staviti u utils (ili tools).
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Staro 11.10.2008., 00:50   #4426
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sry ak uletavam kao padobranac. ali ovo desno je samurize?
Ukoliko je, molio bi link na confing ili shta je vec potrebno. (nisam se do sad nikad igrao s programom)
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Staro 11.10.2008., 10:16   #4427
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Wallpaper - Fall Is In The Air
xfwm4 - Darksun
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Staro 11.10.2008., 16:51   #4428
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plz zna netko kaj je to za skin
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Staro 15.10.2008., 10:51   #4429
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Staro 15.10.2008., 11:38   #4430
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plz zna netko kaj je to za skin
napisao sam vec nekoliko puta kako se zove skin mislim da je bio i link (malo pretrazivanja po temi nebi skodilo)

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Staro 15.10.2008., 23:14   #4431
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Staro 16.10.2008., 10:06   #4432
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Staro 16.10.2008., 11:21   #4433
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Staro 16.10.2008., 18:52   #4434
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Staro 17.10.2008., 23:50   #4435
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Staro 19.10.2008., 16:46   #4436
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kad nabavim/napravim ikone koje mi pasu i svidaju mi se da popuni objectdock docklete, onda postam i sliku s otvorenim istim, za sad evo ovako




dakle wallpaper je the earth
gore livo je foo title jelly box skin, s maknutim onim praznim cdom, koji dode iza covera inace
dole je rainmeter s hud vision skinom, malo modanim da upadne po velicini i boji u ovo sve skupa
okolo su dockleti, ali se ne vide

i evo ga s otvorenim dockovima

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Staro 20.10.2008., 19:56   #4439
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Staro 23.10.2008., 21:34   #4440
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