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Staro 02.09.2008., 19:32   #1
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Google Chrome, Chromium

Evo sutra ce gore navedeni web preglednik biti spreman za download. Doduše beta verzija. Prvo će izaći za windowse a kasnije za ostatak oseva.

Google blog

Moja očekivanja su visoka...nadam se zapravo nekom hibridu IEa i JBPa
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Staro 02.09.2008., 19:36   #2
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Čuo sam danas za to, ne nadam se previše, ali možda me iznenadi
Svakako ću probati, jedva čekam da vidim kakve opcije ima
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Staro 02.09.2008., 19:38   #3
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Kako se nadaš previše? Ruku na srce google je trenutno Bog weba
Usluge koje se pružaju su savršeno dobre i pouzdane.
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Staro 02.09.2008., 19:38   #4
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da samo se nadam da nece prozdirati rame
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Staro 02.09.2008., 19:57   #5
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I ja sam ćuo da će danas stići i odmah potražio download a zeznuli me, samo scenšotovi!

Google je bog weba ali nije bog softwera "prvi mačići se bacaju u vodu," pošto gugl ima toliko sitnih web alatića i specifičnih tražilica bilo bi lijepo kad bi to bilo sve integrirano na jedno mjesto.
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Staro 02.09.2008., 20:26   #6
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pa nije bog softwarea ali da je loš nije..ali ako ništa barem bi oni trebali znati kako i na kaj bi trebalo ličiti web preglednik
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Staro 02.09.2008., 20:33   #7
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Više sam u iščekivanju finalne verzije androida nego chroma. Za sad alternativni brovseri kao "sleipnir" su se pokazi dobrima i isto mislim da će chrome dobit svoje fanove.

Ali Opera je na tržištu već jako dugo mislim desetak godina a dobila je samo 10% korisnika, budemo vidjeli kako će dobar marketing i popularnost gugla kao tražilice utjecati na porast korisnika njihovog web software. Jer ipak svi mi u alternativnim brovserima već imamo inegrirane gugl tražilice i nije nam potrebno koristiti druge browsere do ovih na koje smo se naviknuli.
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Staro 02.09.2008., 21:05   #8
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Evo vam link ako ste uzbuđeni, ovo će vas uzbuditi još više Baš me zanima kako će to ispasti, navodno već 2 godine razvijaju.

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By keeping each tab in an isolated "sandbox", we were able to prevent one tab from crashing another and provide improved protection from rogue sites.

Mogao bi trošiti dosta a opet i ne mora ovisno o implementaciji sandboxa. Sama ideja je hvale vrijedna.
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Staro 02.09.2008., 21:34   #9
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Samo da ne naprave nesto glupo kao da se moze ic na google samo s tim browserom. Samo da bi ga promovirali.
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Staro 02.09.2008., 22:15   #10
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Prvo pročitajte strip a kad pročitate strip onda lijepo skinite i intalirajte Google Chrome. Da, ne morate čekati do sutra jer sutra je danas

Znam da će većina prvo instalirati i probati i onda ovdje postavljati pitanja koja su u stripu objašnjenja. Ako samo pola od onoga što u stripu piše bude istina, bit će super. Idem sad instalirati to čudo i vidjeti.
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Staro 02.09.2008., 22:23   #11
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Staro 02.09.2008., 22:26   #12
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Pročitaj post iznad svog, tamo sam već dao link za download a evo i prvog screen shota:


Zapravo radi jaaaako dobro i pod Serverom 2008 ako netko pita. Ja već godinama koristim vlastiti home page na kojem su mi linkovi na siteove koje svakodnevno posjećujem no sad to Chrome sam pravi ovisno o posjećenosti. Za one koje zanima potrošnja memorije neka pročitaju strip a meni je sad trenutno oko 43MB. Ima task manager, porno mode i sl. Kao što su sami napisali, pokupili su sve dobro od drugih i dodali ono što misle da treba. Kad se malo navikne na sučelje, za betu izvrsno! PCE forum radi normalno, uključujući edit, ima hrvatski spell checker
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Staro 02.09.2008., 22:35   #13
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25mb....otvara se i zatvara u sekundi. Predobro.
Necu nista previse govoriti, sutra cu ga dignuti u firmi i tamo malo testirati.
Za sada izgleda dobro.
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Staro 02.09.2008., 22:42   #14
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nije loše, stvarno je brz i za sada sve stranice idu bez problema. Još da srede malo bookmark management, skin (za XP) i da dodaju blokiranje reklama bilo bi i bolje...
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At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 02.09.2008., 22:44   #15
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ždere javascript za doručak. jedva čekam da ga ujutro odmjerim protiv firefoxa koji je trenutno u trunku... i tracemonkey jede js ko malu djecu.

inače, ima nekih problema s renderiranjem overlaping layera. baš vidim da mi se meni na jednoj jako bitnoj stranici menu potrgo. no dobro. otpisat ću IE6 i FF2, napraviti kak treba i reći da je kompatibilna samo s trenutnim verzijama browsera - pa ko voli nek izvoli

a baš me zanima kak vrti google gearse. javim se sutra s update-om i hopefully nekim benchmarcima

eh da ... i alt+s po defaultu radi.
rano je reći, ali mi se čini da bi JPB uskoro napokon mogao dobiti konkurenciju
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greater powers
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bat brotherhood (skip sleeping, -20 energy/night)
misunderstanding jokes (demoralise +50 in 30ft radius)
summon unknown female (demoralise +75 on target)

artifacts of choice
tv remote (hibernate +20 on self)
lounge chair (fortify sleeping +60 on self)
linux (destabilise system +45 on target)

little is known about this dwarf. he is known to be active overnight and unpredictable.
Cyrodiil citizens have witnessed him in a "thompson" tavern near his lair.
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Staro 02.09.2008., 22:45   #16
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S obzirom da je u beti vrlo solidno. Ima nekih zanimljivih opcija i vizualno nije loš. Što se tiče memorije dobrano tuče firefoxa. I da, jel itko može reći gdje je onaj padajući izbornik sa posjećenim stranicama kod navigacijskog toolbara?
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Horza zvuci odusevljeno.

edit: status bar se javlja po potrebi. kewl.
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Opera ima pauzu, google chrome na testiranju
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Eto koristim ga vec nekih sat vremena, za sada mi se cini oke, brz je i ne trosi puno memorije (50-takmv) jedinmo se zivcira bookmarks toolbar.
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Staro 02.09.2008., 22:54   #22
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super radi
pogledao onaj vodič iz prvog posta, page 3-4 pogotovo
znači javascript i slične stvari su blokale prilikom učitavanja npr www.Jutarnji.hr
to mi išlo na živce, čekati i do 6 sekundi da IE učita stranicu, a pri tome sve bijelo.
(nije do CPU-a jer je ista stvar i na sporom Intel Atom, i na Quad core-u...)

ovaj google to učita brže ali se i sadržaj počne prikazivati čim stisnem enter.

way to go
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Jel' netko skužio kako se mijenja jezik za spell checker? Ima opcija u settingsima ali traži restart browsera, u FF su to ipak bolje riješili sa desnim klikom...
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Samo mi fali add block
ma ne mogu vjerovat da i bez adblocka otvara stranice duplo brže od FF3
...sve kratice su mu na mjestu i sve nekako ima smisla
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline


At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Jel' netko skužio kako se mijenja jezik za spell checker? Ima opcija u settingsima ali traži restart browsera, u FF su to ipak bolje riješili sa desnim klikom...
Ma dobro, nije ni ovo tak strašno. Jel još netko ima problema s prebrzim scrolom? Scrola mi cijeli page, malo je teško pratiti postove....
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline


At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Ti imaš AMD a matori admin Pentijum, zato mu je prebrzo

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