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Staro 19.08.2006., 01:08   #121
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WD40 + pištolj na vodu = bacač plamena !!!
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline

At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 19.08.2006., 01:17   #122
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WD40 + pištolj na vodu = bacač plamena !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJX-ty0nhpU
Ovo mi je dalo ideju

Sutra možda bude u novinama: "Luđak iz gorice zapalio kuću jer se igrao pištoljem na vodu", lol.
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Staro 19.08.2006., 11:54   #123
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Staro 19.08.2006., 12:05   #124
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tko ima najbolji pistolj na vodu : lol2 : : stoopid
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Staro 19.08.2006., 14:26   #125
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Staro 19.08.2006., 16:49   #126
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WD40 + pištolj na vodu = bacač plamena !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJX-ty0nhpU
...ko klinac sam imo najnabrijaniju pušku na vodu u kvartu, pumperica, mlaz vode je išo i preko 20 m, moram otić do malog bratića i uzet mu je
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Staro 19.08.2006., 19:14   #127
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WD40 + pištolj na vodu = bacač plamena !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJX-ty0nhpU
Jao si ga mackama sad. Odma bu i res pečene
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Staro 19.08.2006., 20:23   #128
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk - urban ninja
http://youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw - Spica simpsona REAL verzija : goood :
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6GRwo0PVeho - crazy frog axel F : evil :
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Lby0i0TUvQ - 60 000$ ipodi : lol2 :
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UjXQiTUF9ZU - sta lik radi s motorom...

that's all folks: hello2 :
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ovaj sam motorom je lud
svaka mu cast

evo malo pijanaca

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqkfZOfzsus -pijane zivotinje-obratite paznju na noja :clap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saqI4RMtLtA -pijana maca
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Staro 21.08.2006., 10:13   #130
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This guy is good : nuts :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzBht22d4ts

Yngwie Malmsteen, čiji inače i nisam pretjerani obožavatelj - luđak svoje vrste
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I moj omiljeni gitarist - Mark Knopfler (Dire straits - Brothers in arms)
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Grand theft auto: Lego City
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San Andreas - Lego akcijski film
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Staro 21.08.2006., 11:47   #132
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WAHAHA Dobra, dobra!
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