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Staro 14.04.2005., 22:56   #1
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kako uletit :-)

baš sam se nečega sjetio....
kad bi htjeli uletit nekoj curi i da se trudite da to bude što gluplje kako bi to učinili....
baš da vidimo koliko je tko kreativan....

mala dođi vamo.... tata ima P4 2.4@3.1

ajde ljudi da vidimo....
ovo ce bit zabavno
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Staro 14.04.2005., 23:26   #2
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evo jedan za samarcinu: daj pic**, znam da imas
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Staro 14.04.2005., 23:27   #3
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ja imam bolju:

Ej mala! jel ti dosadno? oćeš da se poigramo s mojim "tualatinom"?

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Staro 14.04.2005., 23:28   #4
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Staro 14.04.2005., 23:39   #5
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Re: kako uletit :-)

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baš sam se nečega sjetio....
kad bi htjeli uletit nekoj curi i da se trudite da to bude što gluplje kako bi to učinili....
baš da vidimo koliko je tko kreativan....
Mislim da je najlakse poceti s nekom laganom spikom ala:

...if the inverting-core acceptor deflects the complex chronotron-feedback analysis, try to provoke a coil-composition reflex and several quantum biosphere resonances, this will create a restricted isovolumic cochrane graviton-prediction, which ought to in fact dampen the polarizing maintenance-filament formulas. Then attempt a minimum abstract component-delay correction phase to input a reversible lucifugal primary ionization perimeter operation to cancel the celestial info-sphere greenhouse effect level-limits. As you are doing this, set in motion six homeostasis global-attractors from the constant chemical cybernetic-induction elliptical-beam, this will dislodge a krypton placebo-molecule from the kinetic synthesis-accelerator, as a consequence affect the electromagnetic fiber-feedback engineering fractal controls, enhancing the parallel decaying energy diffusion force. Now turn on the hypothetical cryogenic quadrant energy matrix and iogistical passive inducers to absorb the decayed ardamantium alignment chronicle containment-conduit effects. As you must have deduced by now, this will redirect the xanthous laser alignments authorization breach causing a zonifugal antimatter breakthrough in the enhanced chaotic krell-dechyon diodes, and compute cycles over cycles of the digivax engineering artificial atmosphere history and then instigate a cosmic brain-cell breakdown of the magnetic-flux generator flow confirmation. 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As soon as this is accomplished, you must engage the fission navigation life- support nacelle verterons to suppress the soloton shielding-degradation neutron-flux subspace transmission findings so as not to hinder the hybaroxia video-waste specific station graph investigation and the electronic warp techno-special nucleo-centric solar-wave results, so be careful. Verify that the dwarf-analog fusion-fermions statistically linger in stasis, otherwise they will collide together with the nano-stealth boolean cryogenic zero-hypothesis optic bosons, withholding fundamental modulation logic from the critical coefficient-aerodynamics. Now, for phase two, you must formulate a neuroid static cyber-neutrino rotation of the recessive decayed filament-graph-nacelle support procedures, this will trigger a twenty percent upsurge in the subspace corroboration atmosphere-gas concentration but will not injure the ureotelic-navigation secondary-memory resolution of the primary chaotic magnetic-flux logistical alignments. As considered critical by the tectonic bonding dialysis-dilation theory, you ought to fulminate the hybrid-frequency antigen particle-clones or the equivalence principle of the alpha-algorithm will set off a genetic velocity aphelion biomass-convection, endangering the neighboring dioxide codon momentum-enzyme bioelectrodes. Given that according to the theoretical engineering-core diagram, you must definitely polarize the subspace cryogenic component before you quantify all those artificial interlinked nucleo-centric neon-inducers, and activate the plasma antimatter shielding degradation rates, increase the neutron-flux cell-station to ten cycles. So please be advised to repair the robotic gravitons-mass recognition field-emissions prior to geothermaly inducing a hholistic monoxide radon depletion, or else this friction will disturb the fundamental singularity subatomic recombinant structure. Subsequently, take notes of the special kerion tekno-passive neutrino sub-optic delay and add some long-range energy static micrograph ionization with sixteen krell-phase penton particles of abstract xenon-brain synthetic paradigms. At this point, invoke the thermal wave-propulsion alignment authorization, and cancel the biosphere perimeter operations before you flow down those celestial soloton laser levels -- this will in fact reverse the vector specific chronotron rectification findings but will not alter those ardamantium solar-phase hard-spectrum conduits as much as altering the cosmic-resonant waste disposal containment units. Additionally, write down that to escape the probability perception chaotic law you are obliged to stimulate the cyclotron three seconds before the toxic bionic expansion occurs in the A.I. cyberspace. Seeing as the unified carbon symbiosis-element catalyst is inverted, we ought to assume that radial thermo-telemetry will inflate the gamma-genome entropy cycle by further enhancing your nuclear extrasensory inertia-paradox surrounding the wormhole composition-cells. Try not to deactivate your resonating life-verteron modulating generators since this will augment the geotaxis curarization of your matrix-projection breach mopology investigation, thus redirecting the advance soft-resonance hypothetical dampening breakdown feedbacks, generating a systematic positron singularity-subdivision and creating a complex video-effect modulating field around the polarizing trachoma warp-power sonogram generator. Then output the cancelled cochrane-composition info-sphere results, and hide the trekno-electronic plasma generation evidence before inverting those output-suspension CPU cycles, or the production of graviton-shell withdrawal levels will induce a ytterbium greenhouse-limit on your restricted chronicle docking coil-diodes, and confirm a communication correction of the nucleo-genic dechyon-prediction maintenance reports, therefore creating a breakthrough eructation analysis of the short-range digivax-examination history, in fact causing a maximum-minimum dualism in the compute-effect of those NavCom techno-utilization joule inputs. Now, to ensure your comprehension of the advance-technical procedures of the orbicular cognitive dissonance, review the following: If the inverting-core acceptor deflects the complex chronotron-feedback analysis, try to provoke a coil-composition ...

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Staro 15.04.2005., 00:39   #6
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mislim da bi te svaka posevila samo da usutis
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Staro 15.04.2005., 00:53   #7
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Staro 15.04.2005., 01:13   #8
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1.ej mala oš se fukat?

2.tata ima novi corsair, dodjes kasnije do mene da ju OC-amo?

3.Mogu te flashnut na novu reviziju?

4. ej, jesi za jedan upgrade firmwarea?

5. ej, znas li kamo dolazi ovaj 1 pin konektor?

6....ah ostao bez inspiracije, mozda se sutra sjetim.
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Staro 15.04.2005., 03:02   #9
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@Bubba: odakle si pejsto ovo.

Hm uleti
1. Boja tvoje majce jako sliči boji PCB-a moje grafičke.
2. Jel ti treba gela za frizuru?(Cameron Daiz )
3. Koja ti je najdraža epizoda Voyagera iz druge polovice 6 sezone?
4. Dali više voliš sinusov ili kosinusov teorem?
5. Dokada moraš biti u krevetu?
6. Seven of Mine asimilate me.
7. Jesi li za šetnju Jeffriseovim cijevima?

Mislim da malo previše gledam Star Trek.
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Staro 15.04.2005., 11:10   #10
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Staro 15.04.2005., 13:32   #11
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Mala znas ja sam ti dvoznamenkasti lvl u warcraftu
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Staro 15.04.2005., 13:44   #12
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Mala, ocemo se igrat proljeca, ono ja te prasim a ti cvjetas...
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Staro 15.04.2005., 14:10   #13
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Staro 15.04.2005., 17:53   #14
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@Bubba: odakle si pejsto ovo.
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Staro 15.04.2005., 18:43   #15
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Staro 15.04.2005., 19:45   #16
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Staro 15.04.2005., 20:16   #17
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Staro 15.04.2005., 22:13   #18
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...ovo sam nasla na jednom drugim forumu...

Tip: "Jel boljelo kad si pala?"
Zenska:"Otkud?"
Tip: " Pa iz raja."
Zenska: "Ne jer sam izasla iz pi*** materine majmune jedan!"




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Staro 16.04.2005., 13:38   #20
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Staro 16.04.2005., 13:58   #21
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Ja se tebi sviđam, a ti meni?

Ak se hoćete riješiti cure onda: "Curo, baš si zgovna, baš mi se svinjaš, ja tebe vonjam."
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Staro 16.04.2005., 15:16   #22
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to je bilo jucer u Bitange i princeze!
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Staro 16.04.2005., 17:55   #23
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Staro 16.04.2005., 20:27   #24
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E ja doma imam kompjutera od 5 kila, sa držačem za šalice, no da ne duljim oš gore ili dolje...... : stoopid
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...jedan ulet koji sam osobno dozivjela..."ne trebam secer u kavu...ti si dovoljno slatka"...:bljuv:
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Staro 17.04.2005., 01:19   #26
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...jedan ulet koji sam osobno dozivjela..."ne trebam secer u kavu...ti si dovoljno slatka"...:bljuv:
Taj lik zaslužuje, naravno s tvoje strane, nogom u......bolnu točku.

Evo ulet mog bratića na koji sam se složio od smijeha --> "Koji jezik na mobitelu imaš? Ja imam talijanski. " Kaj mislite koji je odgovor bio? Lagani odjeb
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Staro 17.04.2005., 05:12   #27
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Curo, pašemo si ko Prescott i vodeno hajde da uđemo u simbiozu!


Kaj mi je cura prišala ulet od tipa: Jek ti tat lopov?
Ne???WTF????
ah ond aje netko drugi ukrao zvjezd es neba i stavio ih tebi u oči!
LOOOOOOOOL! Get lost!

Da je zmija znala za tebe, ne bi adamu ponudila jabuku... : giljotin : : suicide :
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Staro 17.04.2005., 16:23   #28
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Mislim da ovo nikuda ne vodi, pišemo gluposti. Daj pišite nešto korisno, za promjenu ulet koji RADI. Pošto već imamo forumaša ženskog roda ( ili bi bolje bilo reći forumašicu ) imamo prilike saznati istinu iz prve ruke. Daj na kraju flare ispričaj ulet koji bi npr. za tebe bio OK ili možda ulet koji bi upalio za druge cure.....................

Mislim da bi to bilo korisnije....................

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Ne treba imati veze sa kompovima......(off topic)
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Staro 17.04.2005., 17:53   #29
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Kazes da si pun para i da ih sam ne mozes nikako potrositi i to je to.

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Kaj mi je cura prišala ulet od tipa: Jek ti tat lopov?
Ne???WTF????
ah ond aje netko drugi ukrao zvjezd es neba i stavio ih tebi u oči!
LOOOOOOOOL! Get lost!

Da je zmija znala za tebe, ne bi adamu ponudila jabuku... : giljotin : : suicide :
bas sam ja htio napisati ovo "jel ti tata lopov"
Kako jadno!

Najbolje pitas curu ispred wc-a
Sta mislis ti o sexu?!?
Ona zbunjeno ..kako mislis ?..i ti onako ocim pokazujes na wc...i kazes joj tebi dobro, meni dobro.... I nadas se da ce pristat. Niej da sam to radio al znam tipa koji je
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