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Staro 03.02.2004., 14:54   #1
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100 ljudi 100 čudi Pogledajte OVU stranicu , zakon je.
Evo jedan dio koji sam do sad uspel pročitati.
moram to sve pročitati , to je ko komedija
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Customer: "My computer won't work. You guys must have broken it when you installed the modem."
Tech Support: "What happens when you turn it on?"
Customer: "It won't turn on anymore!!!!!"
Tech Support: "So you don't see any lights or hear any noise?"
Customer: "I'm telling you it WON'T TURN ON."
Tech Support: "Is it plugged in?
Customer: "OF COURSE it's plugged in, you MORON!"
Tech Support: "When you push the power button it--"
Customer: "Power button? This computer doesn't have a power button."
Tech Support: "Sir, all computers have power buttons. Look at the front of the case, find the word 'power,' and push the button."
Customer: "YOU FIXED IT!! Thanks!!!!"
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Staro 03.02.2004., 14:57   #2
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Customer: "There is smoke coming from the back of the computer. What should I do?"
Tech Support: "Get out of the computer room and call the fire department."
Customer: "Should I make a backup first?"
Tech Support: "Get out of the computer room and call the fire department."
Customer: "Shouldn't I at least run the shutdown procedure?"
Tech Support: "Get out of the computer room and call the fire department
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