Google Alternative ili kad stvari odu predaleko

[OuttaControl]

Pa to je cista istina, googlaj što god oćeš prvo će ti uvik izbacit shopove i reklame. Doslovno na kraju svake google pretrage moram dodat ili "Reddit" ili "forum" ili "stack overflow" ili tako nešto da bi naša relevantan članak ili mišljenje o nečemu a ne da mi se servira webshop ili sponzorirani clanak...

[buljaka]

A tek one jebene Google translate ruske stranice ... Uzas

[medo]

Ordering a Pizza in 2030

CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:
Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER:
What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER:
How the hell do you know that?
GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER:
I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:
I paid in cash.
GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE:
I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

Welcome to the future

[Sinac]

Jednog dana ćemo se sa svim tim AI bullshitom, ponuđenim odgovorima na nepostavljena pitanja i prijedlozima koji nam ne trebaju i ništa ne znače u životu vrtiti u krug kao ovdje:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_HIFKlcQxo

[mkey]

Dobar dio interneta je i tako fake već duže vremena, nije to baš neka nova putanja. Evo jednog solidnog dokumentarca (?) na tu temu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zyJB45ewvU

[tomek@vz]

Google Drive users are reporting files mysteriously disappearing from the service, with some posters on the company's support forums claiming six or more months of work have unceremoniously vanished. From a report: The issue has been rumbling for a few days, with one user logging into Google Drive and finding things as they were in May 2023. According to the poster, almost everything saved since then has gone, and attempts at recovery failed. Others chimed in with similar experiences, and one claimed that six months of business data had gone AWOL. There is little information regarding what has happened; some users reported that synchronization had simply stopped working, so the cloud storage was out of date.

Others could get some of their information back by fiddling with cached files, although the limited advice on offer for the affected was to leave things well alone until engineers come up with a solution. A message purporting to be from Google support also advised not to make changes to the root/data folder while engineers investigate the issue. Some users speculated that it might be related to accounts being spontaneously dropped. We've asked Google for its thoughts and will update should the search giant respond.

Ovo je sad vec tragikomedija

[The Exiled]

K.L.A.U.D._B.E.K.A.P. - uz mogućnost pretplate za pravo pristupa infrastrukturi u nadležnosti trećih strana koje u svakom trenutku rade kaj god ih volja.

[medo]

“Ma Klaud ti je frende zakon! Već gooodinama nisam spržio niti jedan devede niti sejvao na vanjski disk, daj beži s time. Sve u Klaud!”

“Idemo u Klaud! Konačno ćemo se riješiti IT-a u firmi i sve će raditi”


“Plakat će te svi vi kad-tad….”

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[mkey]

Moji u firmi su sve stavili na ono MS smeće od onedrive. Jedan kolega tvrdi da u njihovim EULA piše kako oni za podatke koje drže kod sebe smatraju da su to njihovi podaci. Stvarno ne znam koliko moraš biti lud da staviš gore išta osim digitalnog bijelog šuma

[domy_os]

Autor tomek@vz

Ovo je sad vec tragikomedija

Pisao sam nekad davno da su mi nestajali i fileovi i mailovi s Googlea, netko je doživio, netko će tek doživjeti taj slučaj.

Autor mkey

Moji u firmi su sve stavili na ono MS smeće od onedrive. Jedan kolega tvrdi da u njihovim EULA piše kako oni za podatke koje drže kod sebe smatraju da su to njihovi podaci. Stvarno ne znam koliko moraš biti lud da staviš gore išta osim digitalnog bijelog šuma

I još dižu cijene svako malo, uskoro nam se neće isplatiti pa ćemo se vratiti na on-prem. Druga stvar je da previše bugova imaju, mislim na M365.