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Staro 19.08.2006., 01:08   #121
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WD40 + pištolj na vodu = bacač plamena !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJX-ty0nhpU
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At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.

But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.

And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.

I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.

He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.

But The Geek Wants Out.

He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!

He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!

He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.

And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!

He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!

You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!

He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.

He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.

He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!

But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.

I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.

But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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Staro 19.08.2006., 01:17   #122
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WD40 + pištolj na vodu = bacač plamena !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJX-ty0nhpU
Ovo mi je dalo ideju

Sutra možda bude u novinama: "Luđak iz gorice zapalio kuću jer se igrao pištoljem na vodu", lol.
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Staro 19.08.2006., 11:54   #123
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Staro 19.08.2006., 12:05   #124
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tko ima najbolji pistolj na vodu : lol2 : : stoopid
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Staro 19.08.2006., 14:26   #125
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Staro 19.08.2006., 16:49   #126
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WD40 + pištolj na vodu = bacač plamena !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJX-ty0nhpU
...ko klinac sam imo najnabrijaniju pušku na vodu u kvartu, pumperica, mlaz vode je išo i preko 20 m, moram otić do malog bratića i uzet mu je
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Staro 19.08.2006., 19:14   #127
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WD40 + pištolj na vodu = bacač plamena !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJX-ty0nhpU
Jao si ga mackama sad. Odma bu i res pečene
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Staro 19.08.2006., 20:23   #128
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk - urban ninja
http://youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw - Spica simpsona REAL verzija : goood :
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6GRwo0PVeho - crazy frog axel F : evil :
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Lby0i0TUvQ - 60 000$ ipodi : lol2 :
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UjXQiTUF9ZU - sta lik radi s motorom...

that's all folks: hello2 :
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Staro 20.08.2006., 12:53   #129
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ovaj sam motorom je lud
svaka mu cast

evo malo pijanaca

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqkfZOfzsus -pijane zivotinje-obratite paznju na noja :clap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saqI4RMtLtA -pijana maca
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Staro 21.08.2006., 10:13   #130
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This guy is good : nuts :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzBht22d4ts

Yngwie Malmsteen, čiji inače i nisam pretjerani obožavatelj - luđak svoje vrste
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpDblDia5TE&NR

I moj omiljeni gitarist - Mark Knopfler (Dire straits - Brothers in arms)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAOq3TS6xis

Grand theft auto: Lego City
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2SsL329Y6k

San Andreas - Lego akcijski film
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXXAg5nK-gA
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WAHAHA Dobra, dobra!
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Staro 21.08.2006., 12:33   #133
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Staro 21.08.2006., 17:26   #134
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Staro 21.08.2006., 18:02   #135
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Staro 23.08.2006., 13:30   #136
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evo jednog amerikanca
naravno pametnog

odao se tokom dui testa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdWHw...elated&search=
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Staro 23.08.2006., 13:38   #137
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kako je bolesna ona urban ninja.. Skidam mu kapu obvezno pogledajte..
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Staro 24.08.2006., 18:21   #139
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Ovo moram probati,samo se bojim da mi neodleti u glavu!
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Poznati njemački ludi klinac,remiksiran sa drugim videom,obavezno pogledati! Zaakooooon!
http://www.break.com/movies/angry_ge...numa_numa.html
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Staro 24.08.2006., 20:02   #142
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ovo je bio ljetni hit u Švedskoj prije nekoliko godina...(IRCaši pogledajte )
http://basshunter.m0o.eu/anna/index_en.php

sorry ako je bilo, nisam pregledao svih pet stranica threada
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Staro 24.08.2006., 20:19   #143
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ovo je bio ljetni hit u Švedskoj prije nekoliko godina...(IRCaši pogledajte )
http://basshunter.m0o.eu/anna/index_en.php

sorry ako je bilo, nisam pregledao svih pet stranica threada

Gore su zime mračne i hladne...to objašnjava ovakve stvari

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Pervan: "The early years"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlR5wn3mIFE

Ide yugo! LooooooL
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Zadnje izmijenjeno od: Delta S4. 24.08.2006. u 21:15.
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Staro 24.08.2006., 22:55   #144
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ovo se jeltz i amd tuku oko odojka
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Muzicari, pogledati pod obavezno.

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Staro 25.08.2006., 12:06   #146
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A pogledaj onda ovo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTD2mwwlPqc




Ovaj nije tak nesto, ali zabavno, guba, sad bi si mogao skinuti melodiju na gitari, bas je fora, a mora je biti negdje http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du7wyDtrp4Y
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Muzicari, pogledati pod obavezno.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2BOApUvFpw
nije ovaj loš,ali ako imaš viška vremena i prometa skini si sa e-mule-om Tommy Emmanuel - Live in St. Louis, pa ćeš vidjet šta je svirka. Ja ga slušao dvaput uživo u Rijeci i jedva čekam da dođe ponovo!
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Staro 26.08.2006., 16:22   #149
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isusa ti krepo sam od smijeha hahahahah

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Staro 26.08.2006., 16:30   #150
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isusa ti krepo sam od smijeha hahahahah

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Pa ja sam išao na music talents pjevati, a na multi talnets sam isao kao maneken :P
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