znaš da si hrvat...ako...:lol:

[flare]

All meals your parents have ever prepared contain one key ingredient "Vegeta"

You were still in elementary school the first time you got drunk

You are never ever allowed to sit by an open window for fear of catching pneumonia from the "propuh" (even in the middle of summer)

There is a bar in your church hall that contains a 2 year supply of Brandy

You insist that you can spot a Serb from a mile away

The use of vulgar language at home is unacceptable, unless it is Croatian

English words are acceptable if used with the ending "A-T-I" which makes them Croatian..."play-ati", "study-ati"

Your Dida mowes the lawn in knee high black socks and sandals

Your Dida has a shot of Rakija for breakfast

At least one family member makes his own wine

"Sljivovica" is used not only to celebrate at all occasions, but to cure illness and as a massage lotion as well

At the age of 13, you are allowed to go out of town with your friends for Croatian soccer tournaments, folklore festivals and dances

Your parents were at the function where you got drunk

The majority of your friends are also your relatives,even if they aren't your relatives, you refer to their parents as "Teta" and "Striko"

You are the only kid in your class who doesn't get to sleep in on Saturdays because of "Hrvatska Skola"

"Kuhace" are not only used for stirring when cooking...they are also used by Mama to beat you when there is no "siba" handy

At least once before you've told your parents that you'll call the police to report "child abuse" and your parents said "Samo probaj"

Mama beat you in public on at least one occasion

When leaving the house to go out, you always receive the same warnings(regardless of age): -"Pazi sta radis", "Pamet u glavu", "Nemoj me sramotit", "Nemoj da ja sta cujem"

Sadly, if something actually does happen, somehow Mama will know before you make it home

Mama gets pissed off at you for bringing home McDonalds saying, "sta ce ti taj junk?"

Your parents insist that you'll end up a nobody if you don't graduate from "fakultet"

Lunch on sundays have more courses than Amerikanci have for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner

You know that in addition to fruit flavoured Jello, that gelatin can also be prepared with pigs feet

You love "pasteta", but don't like bringing it to school or work for lunch because you'd be embarassed if someone asked you what it was

There is a slab of fat in your fridge called SLANINA

Your mother washes the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher

Vegetarianism is not a concept your parents understand

All other action stops when you hear people speaking Serbian in a store somewhere and your mom starts to talk to you in english so that the serbian people won't find out you speak "their" language and start trying to be your friend.

You have at least one short-wave radio in your house

You smell garlic on the old man's breath behind you sitting on the klupa in church on Sunday mornings

You live with your parents until you are married

Mama thinks that whenever you get sick it's because you didn't eat enough

When upset, it isn't unusual for Tata to send you "u pi**u materinu"

Baba and Dida wear at least 3 layers of clothing in all seasons

Dida and/or Baka spits into a napkin at the dinner table

Your parents turn the channel when there is a kissing scene

Dida & Baka insist you are quiet while he watches the news even though he doesn't understand a single word they're saying. Regardless of the fact he doesn't understand what they're saying, he knows more about what's going on in the world than you do

You never got the "Birds and the Bees" talk from Mama and Tata as you were growing up

Whenever your parents said "vidit cemo" you knew that it meant "NO!"

Everything that goes wrong in the world can somehow be traced back to Serbs

Your cousin in Croatia who calls you to send him money had a cell phone before you and wears only name brand clothing

Your relatives in Croatia think it's strange if you are not married by the age of 18

You are only allowed to vacation in the homeland

You are only allowed to speak Croatian at home

You have 17 consenants in your name and only 2 vowels

Your 13 yr old sister can out drink any Amerikanac

You cringe when you hear the word BATINE and hide

Your parents still prefer buying cassete's over cd's

No one can pronounce your last name and every kid on the block has a nickname for it

A CROATIAN wedding consists of a minimum of 1000 people, 2/3 of which you dont even know

......You're still laughing your ass off cause u know every single one of these are true!

[Vjeko]

Disi iskopo vake gluposti?
: lol2 : : lol2 : : lol2 :
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[flare]

heh...tajni izvori

i btw...ja sam cura

[Srky]

flare, vec vidjeno, pogle 3 posta dolje...

http://forum.pcekspert.com/showthrea...threadid=24861

[flare]

a fuck...tek sam sad vidjela...

nisam bas cesto na forumu jer mi jos uvijek nemamo net tako da nisam bas najbolje pratila vec postojece topice....

a nist...zanemarite ovu temu...ili, nek ju moderatori zatvore...

[Bran]

Nema veze. Bar sam se opet malo nasmijal.

[BladeRunner]

pas mater,pola ovoga za mene vridi.vidi se ko je prava hrvatina,i nije slanina nego panceta

[MRKONJA]

Postoji razlika između pancete i slanine(sapunarke)
To nek ti Jelc objsani

[buljo]

Originally posted by MRKONJA
(sapunarke)

nemoj to ime!!! to je ime od jako "DRAGE" profe iz moje bivše srednje škole.

[tomatcro]

Imao sam i ja profu Sapunarku i zbog nje sam zamrzio njemački jezik

[Jelc]

Originally posted by MRKONJA
Postoji razlika između pancete i slanine(sapunarke)
To nek ti Jelc objsani

ŠPEK

Samo to dolazi u obzir kod starih Žderonja, najbolji je onaj kak AMD-jac veli "adidas" sa tri crte krtog

[buljo]

Originally posted by tomatcro
Imao sam i ja profu Sapunarku i zbog nje sam zamrzio njemački jezik

da pogodim 3. gimnazija (kušlanova)???

[tomatcro]

ne mogu vjerovati da si i ti išaqo u tu školu...

Tamo je živi kaos, svi odreda su ludi!! Banovac, Skukan, Wu:rth, Sapunar, Barišić, Bagarić, Atika... Jedino je profa iz matematike bila normalna....

[mc_fish]

Originally posted by Jelc
ŠPEK

Samo to dolazi u obzir kod starih Žderonja, najbolji je onaj kak AMD-jac veli "adidas" sa tri crte krtog

kao prvo ti si prastari zderonja a ne stari
kao 2 ovo za amdejca : lol2 :

inace najbolja fora moj ejos uvijek ostala ona Your 13 yr old sister can out drink any Amerikanac i naravno zadnja

[buljo]

Originally posted by tomatcro
ne mogu vjerovati da si i ti išaqo u tu školu...

Tamo je živi kaos, svi odreda su ludi!! Banovac, Skukan, Wu:rth, Sapunar, Barišić, Bagarić, Atika... Jedino je profa iz matematike bila normalna....

mali upadate...hehe
banovac- nema promjene
skuki- diša
wirtica- neam pojma
sapunarka (šic )- otišla (fala onoj stvari među nogama)
ostale po starom...
si imao korbaricu iz matiše?
e kojeg profesora si još zapamtio?

[Sam Fischer]

Originally posted by Jelc
ŠPEK

Samo to dolazi u obzir kod starih Žderonja, najbolji je onaj kak AMD-jac veli "adidas" sa tri crte krtog

: lol2 :

Strava

Moj Stari i ja smo špekoljubci, mi Slavonci obavezno svaku večer, špek, svježi kruh, bijeli luk i kefir

Heh, baš idem večerat
Pozdrav!

[tomatcro]

Iz matishe sam imao Ercegovac Boženu, super profa!
Joj moram se prisjetiti ostalih profesora ali uglavnom su svi bili čudaci...

Najbolje su mi one fore tipa: kopita u auspuh , ajmo cuce-muce sklekići, kakeći stav, Ferdo jedan smrdiš sve do Hajnclove! itd... Zna se da se radi o Banovcu... Jel ti predavao Pervan?

[flare]

hej decki...jeste vi kad culi za nesto sto se zove chat? ili icq?:confused:

jeste?...izvrsno...dajte onda chatajte preko chata ili preko icq i nemojte toliko ici off topic...

meni jedna od njaboljih:


A CROATIAN wedding consists of a minimum of 1000 people, 2/3 of which you dont even know

:burn:

[mc_fish]

Originally posted by flare
hej decki...jeste vi kad culi za nesto sto se zove chat? ili icq?:confused:

jeste?...izvrsno...dajte onda chatajte preko chata ili preko icq i nemojte toliko ici off topic...

meni jedna od njaboljih:


A CROATIAN wedding consists of a minimum of 1000 people, 2/3 of which you dont even know

:burn:

sams to ne porznas 5/6 al ajded nek im bude

[buljo]

Originally posted by tomatcro
Jel ti predavao Pervan?

nije, predavao mi je sam stolni tenis.
neznam dal znaš al imao je moždani udar tak da više ne predaje...

@Flare
sory al ne viđa se svaki dan osoba koja je išla u školu u koju si ti išla. govorim to jer se radi o gimnaziji (nema baš puno ljudi koji su tu na forumu i još stariji )

[Isus]

već viđeno!

http://forum.pcekspert.com/showthrea...ud+to+be+croat