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Autor knezigor
Thanks Horza!!!!
Jest da nisam nikaj razumio ali sam razumio OVO: nikad nedaj da ti žena bira novu vešmašinu (baš onu istu kakvu ima susjeda sa puno gumbića i ekranom k'o na mobitelu) jer ćeš tri puta dnevno gubit živce prolazeći gore opisane procedure: hitthewa - a njih ima - i za čitat je puno, a kamoli za otipkati.
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ser-kenj. to nema veze sa ženama. ima veze s glupim programerima. koji su vrlo vjerojatno muškarci... inače, ja ne bih imao ništa protiv da mi npr. Joanna Rutkowska bira bilo koji dio hardvera.
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Horza (death dwarf) birthsign: rebel
character perks +95 excel organisation, +50 weather resistance, -20 energy, -35 image of reality, -80 house choirs
major skills open-source, discussion, self-hypnosis, poetry, schtulichism
greater powers final waves (alcohol hypnosis +30, self) bat brotherhood (skip sleeping, -20 energy/night) misunderstanding jokes (demoralise +50 in 30ft radius) summon unknown female (demoralise +75 on target)
artifacts of choice tv remote (hibernate +20 on self) lounge chair (fortify sleeping +60 on self) linux (destabilise system +45 on target)
little is known about this dwarf. he is known to be active overnight and unpredictable. Cyrodiil citizens have witnessed him in a "thompson" tavern near his lair.
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