Fear the Angry Banana!
The Angry Banana says that you are nonsense!
I'm sick and I feel like shit! It's not bad enough that I am an angry banana! Nooooo! I have to be sick too! One time I wasn't sick. It was cool!
I didn't even know bananas could get sick. One time my friend Carl rotted and had to go to the hospital. He smelled like my Grandpa.
I bought cough drops that hurt my throat. Watch me eat one. *munch munch* Owwww! See? They hurt! *munch* Owww! Cough drops make me angry!