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Little Johnny had some sex questions for his father, "Dad, what does 'pussy' mean?" The father took the little boy up to his study room and got out a Playboy magazine. He opened the book to the centerfold and too got out an ink pen. He drew a small circle in the appropriate place and told Johnny, "See that circle, everything inside the circle is a pussy." "Oh," said little Johnny. "One more thing, what is a bitch?" "Well," said the father, "see that little circle? A'bitch' is everything outside the circle if it doesn't give you what is inside the circle..."
Little Johnny's mother sent Little Johnny to the store to get a loaf of
bread.. Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of
bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.. Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a good opportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny." He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?" Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father".
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer.. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer.. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend.. So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black.
The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag.. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question," Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing.. The teacher says, " Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?" Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday!"
