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Staro 04.10.2003., 14:40   #344
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Originally posted by Jelc
Jeee...meni je već navrh ćune doć i pazit na dudu-drugi put si budem pribavil raspored patrola
Taman počneš lajat-a kad ono...pa-pa...
Ili si bum pribavil vozača

Jooooojjjjjj žderonje-ja sam najebal ko" žuti...bila punica kod interniste i na EKG-u...a kad tip njoj da mora na strogu dijetu...nebu finih oblizeka bar dva mjeseca...

Skoro je potegnula sjekiru na mene neku večer...jede ona navečer nekakav bioaktiv kaj-ti-ga-ja-znam jogurt a ja dovlekel pol table špeka i udri ...joj...nije htjela ni riječ prozborit dva dana...

E da...
BLAŽENA ELEKTRA-nije bilo struje, žena otišla u kupovinu i neoprezno nazvala i pitala jel trebam kaj...i evo...vratio se ja dime... a na stolu plastična polukugla sa natpisom ZALMAN.....
Yessssssss



zakon! znači ubol si ih? brilliant. tak treba :clap:
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birthsign: rebel

character perks
+95 excel organisation, +50 weather resistance, -20 energy, -35 image of reality, -80 house choirs

major skills
open-source, discussion, self-hypnosis, poetry, schtulichism

greater powers
final waves (alcohol hypnosis +30, self)
bat brotherhood (skip sleeping, -20 energy/night)
misunderstanding jokes (demoralise +50 in 30ft radius)
summon unknown female (demoralise +75 on target)

artifacts of choice
tv remote (hibernate +20 on self)
lounge chair (fortify sleeping +60 on self)
linux (destabilise system +45 on target)

little is known about this dwarf. he is known to be active overnight and unpredictable.
Cyrodiil citizens have witnessed him in a "thompson" tavern near his lair.
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