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Staro 31.08.2003., 18:10   #5
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Originally posted by mitzek
ma ,to mora da ima neke veze kaj se druzila i s rakom....već je općepoznato njegovo iskonsko oduševljenje kad objavi svako malo da mu je hard riknul...da nebi ispalo da je on naj faca,i ja sam se učlanil u kljub davitelja(baracuda i inih!! )
dakle..posljednja pomast bila bu vu pondeljek od vlč.raka,a radosni govor izreći će ml.nadstojnik hojza uz žalobne zvuke dvd-a bobovec uz pjesmu:tiho pojte maleni slavuji da se moje zlato slučajno probudi!!! a nakon obreda,tugu bumo utapljali u enormnim količinama kave,jamničke i coca-cole....kad smo si pijanci.... .nakon obreda,svi bumo skupa pričekali novo svanuće i uskrsnuće novog diska koji bu....cuda!! (ak buju priznali garanciju.......:confused: )
pa kaj si ju kupil u sex šopu u burkini faso? morskaVrata daju godinu i godinu buš dobil. u protivnome uletavamo u roveru... ti si getaway driver, ja sirova snaga, a rak bu na dva kotača odvukel žbirove.
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Horza (death dwarf)
birthsign: rebel

character perks
+95 excel organisation, +50 weather resistance, -20 energy, -35 image of reality, -80 house choirs

major skills
open-source, discussion, self-hypnosis, poetry, schtulichism

greater powers
final waves (alcohol hypnosis +30, self)
bat brotherhood (skip sleeping, -20 energy/night)
misunderstanding jokes (demoralise +50 in 30ft radius)
summon unknown female (demoralise +75 on target)

artifacts of choice
tv remote (hibernate +20 on self)
lounge chair (fortify sleeping +60 on self)
linux (destabilise system +45 on target)

little is known about this dwarf. he is known to be active overnight and unpredictable.
Cyrodiil citizens have witnessed him in a "thompson" tavern near his lair.
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