07.09.2006., 13:24
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The Geek Wants Out
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cFosSpeed - ADSL 'traffic shaping' driver
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cFosSpeed - Faster Internet with Traffic Shaping
Traffic Shaping for everybody!
cFosSpeed is a Traffic Shaping driver for DSL modems and routers.
It works on Windows 2000, Windows XP and Windows 2003 Server.
Internet acceleration and advanced Traffic Shaping for
USB DSL Modems
LAN DSL Modems
Routers
Features:
- Dynamic up- and downstream Traffic Shaping
- Status window in both numerical and graphical display (with multiple skins)
- Highly responsive when used with Peer-to-Peer networks like eMule or Kazaa
- Fully compatible with conventional PPPoE drivers
- Self-calibrating, self-optimizing
- Automatic router detection
- Freely configurable priority classes (with three already preconfigured)
- Traffic Shaping parameters, all adjustable on the fly
- Comprehensive diagnosis and logging options
Webpage: http://www.cfos.com/traffic_shaping/..._shaping_e.htm
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Program se sastoji od dva dijela, cFosSpeed.exe se instalira u tray i preko njega se upravlja drugim modulom spd.exe koji se pokreće kao servis i koji je u stvari driver. Sve skupa zauzimaju oko10-15Mb Rama a zauzeće proca je 0.
Nakon par dana korištenja (navodno da bi se program kalibrirao) čini mi se da stvar radi odlično. Veza je 2048/256 ( http://bwm.carnet.hr/ daje 218.00/25.67 kB/s), u bitcometu upload NIJE ograničen i kreće se oko 25 kB/s a usprkos tome download ide na ~210 kB/s bez problema i istovremeno NEMA nikakvog laga prilikom surfanja ili skidanja maila... Ima li još netko kakva iskustva s ovim programom ? U čemu je kvaka jer prema mojem iskustvu ovo bi svatko trebao imati instalirano... : stoopid
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The Geek Wants OUT
by Ernest Cline
At first glance
I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,
somewhat average looking fellow.
Calm, harmless, at ease.
But this is by design.
You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this façade of normalcy.
And now, through intense concentration,
I am able to function in a social setting.
I can speak at length with educated people about
pertinent matters of public importance,
such as literature,
or the current political climate in Europe.
I am capable of conversing with you
without ever revealing that just underneath the surface
of this manufactured veneer
there hides an altogether different person.
A monster, some might say.
My alter-ego.
He is the opposite of the image I project.
He is the antithesis of Cool.
He is the LAST person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.
He is The Geek.
The obsessive science fiction movie watching,
comic book collecting,
Monty Python dialogue memorizing,
Dungeons and Dragons playing GEEK
that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.
But The Geek Wants Out.
He want to talk to you.
He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
is the greatest fucking film of all time!
He wants to bitch slap you because
you’ve never seen Big Trouble in Little China.
What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!
He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.
And he will.
Because he’s a fucking Geek.
And he wants his toys.
He wants the complete set
in mint condition,
still in the box.
He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.
Because Ultraman is Airwolf!
He could give a squirt of piss
about sports or politics or rhetoric.
Such things are of no consequence to him.
What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!
You see, The Geek can’t wait.
The Geek has no patience.
He wants what he wants when he wants it.
And all he wants is stupid shit!
He wants his own Tardis.
He wants his own light saber.
He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.
He wants movies.
He wants to see the Director’s Cut.
He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with
6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.
He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.
He wants to watch Brazil. Again.
He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange.
Again and Again!
But I deprive him of these things, as best I can,
until I can no longer ignore his voice
screaming in my head.
I am Jekyl. He is Hyde.
I am Bruce Banner. He is the Hulk.
Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.
But no longer!
I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!
I’m an adult, for Christ’s sake!
And this body isn’t big enough for the both of us.
One of us has to go, and it’s gonna be him.
I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,
just like in Superman II !
Because, in the end –
there can be only one.
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