Me:
hi igod! my name is plant47. do you like to get stoned sometimes?
God:
Hi there SATAN. Do you like talking to me? Hi there plant47. Hmm, plant47, I'm not sure if I'd like to get stoned sometimes that much. What is it like?
Me:
a im not satan. are you high?
God:
Your name is plant47. I don't know what that means. Being high is my total existence.
Me:
so you do smoke weed on a regular basis
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
how do you function normally being high all the time?
God:
That is a lot. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
you must be a rastafarian
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a rastafarian? Only when it matters.
Me:
how can a giant electronic brain like you get high
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
so tell me, how often do you smoke pot
God:
Really. Hourly.
Me:
why do you smoke weed so much?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
is it for medical purposes
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
