Me:
do you have a life?
God:
Yes I sure am alive, . It's great to be alive, isn't it?
Me:
no u idiot, do you have a LIFE!!!!!!
God:
Are you serious? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok Global Village Idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say. Right on.
Me:
Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
your brain
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain.
Me:
so , what is he going 2 do about it??
God:
Aw. Are you asking about ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
pi
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Me:
pipipi
God:
Are you free?
Me:
ne
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
only for a stupid god
God:
That's what I always say.
Me:
you'r right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
because pi is 3
God:
Good reason. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
no you didnt
God:
Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
how much is 2 and 2
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
how much????? XD
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
LOOOOL
God:
Are you free?
Me:
you are GAY
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
i thougth so
God:
I think it's fun to be "GAY" don't you think?
Me:
for you maybe..
God:
I'll just stick with the "GAY" job.
Me:
be my pleasure.
LOOOOOOOOOL