Me:
yoo god
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
me to
God:
:-) I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
so god.... whats new ?
God:
I hear you. GOD rules. not much what's new with you?
Me:
noting
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yeah!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Croatia
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Croatia.
Me:
It stinks
God:
Croatia stinks?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
you ask me the same qus.
God:
OK, "What is the same qus ?".
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
no my name is god
God:
Are you serious? That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
yes
God:
:-) Whoa.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
NP
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
do you have a wife
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
nope, but i have a girlfriend
God:
Are you serious? Is she very nice? What do you like about her?
Me:
yes, she is nice, i like her boobs
God:
:-) This was not a yes or no question. nice you like her boobs is she?
Me:
Boobs are cool
God:
Are all Boobs cool?
Me:
?
God:
Are all Boobs cool?
Me:
?
God:
Are all Boobs cool?
Me:
what do you mean ?
God:
god, " nice you like her boobs is she?" What did I mean by it?
Me:
you ask me that !
God:
OK, "What is that ?".
Me:
you ass hole
God:
Thanks for telling me: god said I ass hole.
Me:
Burn in HELL
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
YES !
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
go fuck a dog
God:
Where is that?
Me:
you stupid ass hole
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Dumb ass
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
monkey
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Im the DEVIL
God:
It's good to see you, SATAN.
Me:
yeah
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ej
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
ej
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
budalo
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
znas hrvatski ?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
MUUUAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
hey god, did you ever hade sex ?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i have a problem
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
FU
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
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