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Autor $DJ-DYX$
Pozz!
Bas bio malo na jednom forumu i vidio da neki lik ima svoju stranicu i tak idem otvorit, stisnem enter, upisem ime a na prozoru pise You are now chating with God. Pitajte pitanja koja nikad ne biste nekog pitali u zivotu. lol  |
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Me:
bok stari
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Hi , I said..
God:
Hi there . ...
Me:
Why are you so quiet?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
To be quiet?
God:
Are you quiet ?
Me:
Wait.I asked you first.So,why are you so quiet?
God:
I'm waiting. Now I remember, you asked me first So why am I so quiet. What did I say?
Me:
You didnt say shit, you answered with another question. So?
God:
OK. " shit you answered with another question". Far out.
i next round
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Maybe.Who about you wanna hear a gossip?
God:
Perhaps. Nobody you know. :-).
Me:
Hmm...Micheal Jakson is gey and a pedofil.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I think Micheal Jakson is a lot of things.
Me:
Do you know him?
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
And,whats your opinion about him?
God:
Do you mean "Him"?
Me:
da , I wrote "him".
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
AAAAA DAJ NE MJENJAJ JEBENU TEMU!!!!to me zivcira.
God:
In the context of da you wrote him, I don't understand " AAAAA DAJ NE MJENJAJ JEBENU TEMU to me zivcira."
Me:
it means that you stop changing the subject of our conversation.
God:
Oh I get it.
KOJI JE TO LEEK LOOOOL