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Staro 19.03.2005., 23:36   #26
horza
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evo jedna istinita koju znam tu i tamo ispričat... nije riječ o nekom znalcu, ali se čovjek (21-godišnjak) zna dobro služiti računalom i kuži neke stvari... voli se igrat.

zove jedan dan prije kakvih godinu dana i veli da mu komp ne radi dobro i da ima neke čudne boje po ekranu u vindozima, a u igre ne može niti ući...
veli frend mu je reko da mu je grafička preslaba za ove nove vindoze (XP sam mu instaliro mjesec-dva ranije).
i ja reko da je to totalna glupost i da nije u tome.... na što me on prekine i veli:
DA, TO SAM MU I JA REKO, JA MISLIM DA MI JE TO NEKI VIRUS NA GRAFIČKOJ.

će me onda ni šlagiralo...
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Horza (death dwarf)
birthsign: rebel

character perks
+95 excel organisation, +50 weather resistance, -20 energy, -35 image of reality, -80 house choirs

major skills
open-source, discussion, self-hypnosis, poetry, schtulichism

greater powers
final waves (alcohol hypnosis +30, self)
bat brotherhood (skip sleeping, -20 energy/night)
misunderstanding jokes (demoralise +50 in 30ft radius)
summon unknown female (demoralise +75 on target)

artifacts of choice
tv remote (hibernate +20 on self)
lounge chair (fortify sleeping +60 on self)
linux (destabilise system +45 on target)

little is known about this dwarf. he is known to be active overnight and unpredictable.
Cyrodiil citizens have witnessed him in a "thompson" tavern near his lair.
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