1:42 u noći. cijeli dan nekaj šljakam, da ne spominjem da su mi i sudili.
nisam ništa jeo. cijeli dan. osim malo fete, par maslinki, goude, jednog trokutića čardaša i šnite mavrovića.
sad idem nešto pojest... brijem da ću ubit eno 4-5 jaja, na oko, pečenih obostrano sa goudom pečenom naravno onak da se razlije po jajima i fino to sve s poštenom komadinom mavrovića, feferonima (domaćim, ukiseljenim, uber-ljutim) i majonezom.
i onda pisat cijelu noć, spavat, probudit se, oprat suđe, otuširat se i u noćnu šetnju bespućima jaruna. primjetite da nemam namjeru sutra klopat. uopće.
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Horza (death dwarf) birthsign: rebel
character perks +95 excel organisation, +50 weather resistance, -20 energy, -35 image of reality, -80 house choirs
major skills open-source, discussion, self-hypnosis, poetry, schtulichism
greater powers final waves (alcohol hypnosis +30, self) bat brotherhood (skip sleeping, -20 energy/night) misunderstanding jokes (demoralise +50 in 30ft radius) summon unknown female (demoralise +75 on target)
artifacts of choice tv remote (hibernate +20 on self) lounge chair (fortify sleeping +60 on self) linux (destabilise system +45 on target)
little is known about this dwarf. he is known to be active overnight and unpredictable. Cyrodiil citizens have witnessed him in a "thompson" tavern near his lair.
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