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if borg queen were...
20. Sisko: "We are the Borg. and the Bajoran Emmissary and..."
19. Tuvok: "We are the Borg. Assimilation is logical."
18. Seska: "We are the Borg... hello, Chakotay"
17. Seven: "We are the Borg. Again?!?"
16. Kira: "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated in the name of the Prophets."
15. Data: "We are the Borg. Borg: An intergellactive collective made up of, sentient biological and inorganic life forms working as a collective, first colonized in the year...blah blah blah..."
14. Scotty: "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated in one hour. But since you don't have an hour we'll do it in half an hour."
13. Q: "We are the Borg. Mere mortals are not worthy of assmililation. The Continum will simply erase you from time!"
12. T'pol: "We are the Borg. The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that you will be assimilated. Resistance would be illogical."
11. Kirk: "We are the Borg. Give us your females!"
10. Janeway: "We are the Borg and don't call us 'Sir.'"
9. Quark: "We are the Borg. Give us money."
8. Paris: "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile, so how about a nice stroll on the holodeck and an Ij'okian Rum Punch?
7. Uhura: "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated and then you can wear that ridiculous mini-skirt that forces you to keep your legs crossed all the time. AHAHAHAHAHA"
6. Spock: "We are the Borg. Assimilation is logical. Resistance is most fascinating."
5. Garak: "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile, and so is thinking you can get away with wearing those shoes with that purse."
4. Troi: "It appears we are the Borg. I am sensing a strong futility in your resistance."
3. McCoy: "We are the...Damnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Borg!
2. Neelix: "We are the Borg. We will add your technological and biological distinctiveness to our own. Won't that be nice?"
1. Picard: "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile...Number One."
Borg Humor
Borg Humor- That's something what you can't see very often.
Borg Advertising Slogans:
-Borgs are made, not Bjorn.
-McBorg - Over 500 billion assimilated
-Borger King - Our way. Your way is irrelevant
-The Borg Cable Co. : The Subscriber's wishes are irrelevant.
-Still assimilating ........... Nothing outlasts the Borg
If The Borg Assimilated Musicians...
-Victor Borg-a
-Borg in the USA
-Borg Dylan
-Borgara Streisand
-Borg to be Wild
-It's My Borg and I'll Cry If I Want To
-Paul Simon and the Borg at the Right Time Tour
Borg Taglines
-I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
-I am Bart of Borg - who the hell are you?
-I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
-I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant.
-I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
-I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
-I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.
-I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am.
-I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
-I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger.
-I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated!
-I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
-I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant.
-I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's- MORE!
-I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!
-I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
-I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant.
-I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation!
-I am OS/2 of Borg. DOS will be assimilated.
-I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
-I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated.
-I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!
-I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is.
-I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling