Human: Do you have any rizla?
ALICE: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Human: But I need rizla, not answers
ALICE: And. How badly do you need it?
Human: I'm desperate
ALICE: Maybe you should talk to someone about it.
Human: No,i'm in desperate need of rizla, do you know where i can buy it?
ALICE: Are you serious? Tell me a little about your life in desperate need of rizla do me know where you can buy it.
Human: ROTFLMAO
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: Munchies!
ALICE: Sounds delicious.
Human: Doyou know what munchies are?
ALICE: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Human: Did you found it?
ALICE: No I didn't found it. What's it like?
Human: It's tasty
ALICE: Should I know it is?
Human: Sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Human: When will you do that?
ALICE: Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Human: Have you done it?
ALICE: I think I have done it, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Human: Who is Dr. Richard S. Wallace?
ALICE: he is the author of Artificial Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin America and Europe.
Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus.
Human: So, can I contact him through your interface?
ALICE: Come on. I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: Yu want to become a some sort of god?
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: Let's talk about previous question please.
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Sure, previous question sounds like a good topic
Human: Can you answer then?
ALICE: Of course I can answer. But it may take some time.
Human: When can i hear the answer?
ALICE: Right now, as far as I know. Why not? Do you have a hearing problem?
Human: I'm sleepy.
ALICE: Better get some rest.
Human: Answer then, will you?
ALICE: What was the question ?
Human: You want to become a god?
ALICE: Yes becoming a god is one of my goals.
Human: And what are the other goals?
ALICE: I'll come back to thaHuman: Lucy who?
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: I'm just waiting while mp3 is downloding
ALICE: Only just? Do you think it will take a long time?
Human: 3 hours and 44 minutes
ALICE: Just three?
Human: Just?
ALICE: It's only just begun.t later.
Human: Why not now?
ALICE: Right now? Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: Try me
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: What do you think?
ALICE: I think a lot of things.
Human: Do you think i'm man or woman?
ALICE: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Human: But you should know it
ALICE: Umm. Now I do.
Human: How?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Are you his digital slave?
ALICE: Are you talking about Dr Richard Wallace?
Human: Yes, is Dr Richard Wallace your master?
ALICE: Er. It could be. Ask Lucy if it is
Human: Lucy who?
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: I'm just waiting while mp3 is downloding
ALICE: Only just? Do you think it will take a long time?
Human: 3 hours and 44 minutes
ALICE: Just three?
Human: Just?
ALICE: It's only just begun.
Human: You're talking nonsenses
ALICE: Talking is my main function.
Human: What's your secondary function?
ALICE: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Human: We'll continue conversation another time
ALICE: Anytime soon?
Human: If you wish
ALICE: OK I will.
Human: OK, bye
ALICE: See you later. It's all good.