Citiraj:
Originally posted by davor55
A to sto to ti nemas novaca jer imas neki kompleks u mozgu koji ti neda da se snadjes i zaradis vise tvoj problem.
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Gledaj sine, ti si bahati lovatorski ignorantni troll. Malo poucnog materijala...
Common name: Woodland Trol
Scientific name: Trollus Useneticus/Forumicus
sub-species: Googledotcomus
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KNOWN PREDATORS:
Unfortunately, trolls have many predators. Most common among them are the helpful researcher, the informative poster, the cool headed responder, and the kill-filer. The cool header responder is technically not a troll predator however. Trolls are typically unfazed by logical counter arguments and cool headed reason. However, even though their posts do not deliver the same level of sustenance that a "flamer" or an "annoyed poster" may provide, they still provide a valuable source of dietary fiber for the troll.
The most dangerous predators for the trolls are the helpful researcher, the informative poster, and the kill-filer. The common troll is highly allergic to fact, real data, and research. Upon skin contact with actual hard evidence and real data, the troll will experience intense itching and burning at the site of contact, followed by lesions and blisters. Eventually, this results in loss of skin near the area of contact, and usually to loss of a limb (in the example of contact near the arm or leg). Contact with facts and data near the facial area usually results in a slow painful death. Contact with extremely high doses of fact and hard data can cause temporary loss of consciousness and even permanent brain damage for the troll...
Kada ti tata kaze da nisi prosao treci razred dobrim uspjehom, mozda naucis cijeniti novac i lijepo se ponasat. EOD!!!