staro ali...
Once I was to America.
I go to restaurant and get the table. I ask waitress to bring me two pieces of bread. She comes back and brings me one piece of bread. I say:
- I want a piece. I want a piece on the table.
- Sorry, but can not piss on the table.
- You don't understand me. I want a piece on the table.
- You can not piss on the table, you sonofabitch! Go to the bathroom!
I don't even know this lady and she calls me son of a bitch...
Then I go to motel. I get the room. I am going to go to bed. But there is no sheet on the bed! I call keeper.
- I want a sheet on the bed.
- Sorry but you can not shit on the bed. Go to the bathroom.
- You don't understand me. I want a sheet on the bed!
- You can not shit on the bed, you sonofabitch!
I don't even know this lady and she calls me son of a bitch...
Then I go to restaurant. I get the table. I have a spoon, a knife. But there is no fork! I call the waitress:
- I want a fork.
- Everyone want to fuck
- You don't understand me. I want a fork on the table.
- You can not fuck on the table, you sonofabitch!
I don't even know this lady and she calls me son of a bitch...
Then I leave the restaurant. I leave the motel. And officer says:
- Goodbye. Peace on you.
I am very disappointed:
- No, PISS ON YOU!
Then I go back to Italia.