Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. (ovaj mi je prejak)
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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