What will run it
Only 3 known computers will run Crysis, Skynet, Hal, and the Matrix. This is because the levels of motion blur needed requires a custom made smudging machine, which can smudge over 2.5 million pixels every half-second. Many players attempted to bypass this issue by disabling motion blur, to which the game's response was producing uranium atoms inside their hard disks and then making them undergo nuclear fission. This requires high-end hardware capable of running trinary codes. However, IBM denies this fact since they tried to avoid the fact their supercomputers asploded by running these codes in Crysis due to simultaneous combustions. There is still no comment from Acer why there are uranium atoms in their hard drives.
Chuck Norris, on the other hand, needs no computer to run it. He can run it simply by thinking it. Yeah. He's that good.
System requirements are estimated to be the following:
* A super computer that can calculate pi
* 700 THz or faster Processor (Centi core recommended for Low Settings - Warning: overclocking clock speed may cause a temporal gravitational time rift)
* An additional computer with same specs or above.
* 32 TB RAM above 5320THz
* A VCR reader
* 160TB Video Card with DirectX 22.5b (Nvidia XeForce 99980 GX529; due to poor scaling, a Zforce 993826 may be required on some PCs)
* 8 nuclear submarines and/or two AC-DC albums (preferable vinyl) worth of power supply
* Two sheets of hyperconductive thinking aluminum.
* A floppy disk
* 14 Petabytes of Free Hard Drive space
* Windows 2095 or Windows OMG
* 50 Gazzilion Gallons of Cola and 20 Kilotons of KFC
* A four hundred and seventy two thousand inch 1T50V£Rx9000 monitor (when used in conjunction with the Xeforce 99980 GX529)
* Gaseous-liquid phased nitrogen coolant (below 0 Kelvin recommended)
* No life to speak of whatsoever or for any life you had to have been extracted and fused into the computer workings somehow
Running on low-end computers
Crysis has been tried to run on ordinary computers, but unfortunately the screen was full of binary codes (001011000101001) which made many people cry. By translating this you`ll get a message like: "WTF?!?!? ROOOOFLLLLL!!! NO TNX!!!" unless you did it right. The FBI and CIA have been working on it for 2 months now and still don´t have a clue about the meaning except that the core of the game was hacked by Mezopotamian terrorists before realase. Anyway, we are sure (completely sure) that the game doesn`t work on present computers...
It has been noted that Crysis is known to explode low-end computers. This is subject to much debate and is not very publicised by Crytek. Although not a regular occurence, it is recommended to avoid Crysis on computers worth less than $14 million.
