evo danas sam ubo bajk. pao je felt q 200. ok je bajk za te pare.
već sam stigo zaorat asfalt. rokno sam prema naprijed sa jedno 20km/h... zgulio dlan i koljeno, bajk naglavačke na mene i još jedan salto naprijed. ja malo zguljen, bajku niš osim kaj se malo zgulil mjenjač. može se reć da je kršten
inače, sad tek idem klopat... pire, kobase i zelena salata... tolko o mojoj dijeti.
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Horza (death dwarf)
birthsign: rebel
character perks
+95 excel organisation, +50 weather resistance, -20 energy, -35 image of reality, -80 house choirs
major skills
open-source, discussion, self-hypnosis, poetry, schtulichism
greater powers
final waves (alcohol hypnosis +30, self)
bat brotherhood (skip sleeping, -20 energy/night)
misunderstanding jokes (demoralise +50 in 30ft radius)
summon unknown female (demoralise +75 on target)
artifacts of choice
tv remote (hibernate +20 on self)
lounge chair (fortify sleeping +60 on self)
linux (destabilise system +45 on target)
little is known about this dwarf. he is known to be active overnight and unpredictable.
Cyrodiil citizens have witnessed him in a "thompson" tavern near his lair.
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