smiješno :)
 

...ovako se nisam već dugo smijala...

: roller :

http://thefunniest.info/top.html

Isuse...a slika...predobro... :D

hehe...dobra kolekcija : goood :

Slika bez i sa flesha je najjača :D

find x
here it is

to mi je najjace, polomio sam se od smjeha
:clap: :clap: : roller : : roller :

da, find X i beba: human lvl 1 su mi najjače :)

Odlične su. Baš sam se nasmijao.

dobre su slike:D : goood :

Ja sam već vidio većinu tih slika. Evo ovo je jedna koja nedostaje. Nisam mogao naći originalnu sliku pa sam improvizirao :D, ali mislim da je izgledala ovako.
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/1901/limeshu7.jpg
Također, to je netko napisao na testu.

edit:
evo još jedna dobra: http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/4...tsearchnq8.jpg

evo ovo nije slika ali je dobro :)

Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 : )

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5,
and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I
can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall'
doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to
allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook
1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Fineclothes 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Kerry Fordham
A/R Administrator
Greenwin Property Management Inc.
416-544-4838

: lol2 :

haha, zakon. stavio u bookmark ^^

RECITE NE DROGI!
 

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7893/micayq9.jpg :clap:

kaj niko nije skužio onog "I'm with stupid?"
i find x je jak :)
lvl1 human je nešto za Otona :)

Ovo s limesima je ludo. Čovječe kako se netko dobro snašao.

zakon:)

meni su odlične:
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.p...?cb=1115204527
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.p...?cb=1115702377

Sve slike im se nalaze na:
http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/

:)

Predobro .- keep it coming :D

Je da su postovi stari ali pokusajte ovo otvorine notepad i upisite bush hid the facts spremite ga kako hocete i onda ga otvorite i pogledaj kaj piše sada

meni je zena sa 12 slike predobra :)

Pita Japanac Muju:
- Hoces da ti pokazem nesto japansko?
Ovaj mu potvrdno odgovori i Japanac ga zviznu sakom u nos i rece:
- Ovo ti je karate.
Pita ga opet:
- Hoces da ti pokazem jos nesto japansko?
Mujo mu opet potvrdno odgovori, Japanac ga prebaci preko sebe i rece:
- Ovo je dzudo.
Tada Mujo upita Japanca:
- Mogu li sad ja tebi pokazati nesto japansko?
Naravno, Japanac kaze da moze, a Mujo dohvati celicnu sipku i ubije
boga u Japancu. Japanac ga sav krvav upita:
- Pa sta tu ima japansko?
Mujo ce njemu:
- Poluosovina od Toyote, picka ti materina.

Sa monitor.hr

http://www.avalon5.com/index.php/archives/745

Mama, mama kupi mi jedan sladoled molim teeeeee .............
- Dijete drago, ne moraš me zvati mama samo zato što spavam s tvojim tatom.

-A kako da te onda zovem?
- Zovi me jednostavno - Joža

Mornar na brodu koji odmiče od obale viče prostitutki:

Dolari falsifikate !!!

A prostitutka če njemu na to:

Sifilis originalis !!!

LOL, strgo sam se sad u 4 ujutro : roller :

moze neko objasnit to sa bushom? zasto se do dogodi?o.O

Ko ce ga znati bug ili ... zavjera , bush je bio glavni kada su xp izasli , evo ti oriđiđi link bush video

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3622/064gh5.jpg

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/645/122bml0.jpg

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/2463/138bqi6.jpg

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9415/192mp6.jpg

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/2821/247dl6.jpg <--na ovu sam se polomio.

BTW dao bi vam link sa 60ak fotki ali ima par neprimjerenih, pa neznam jel smijem.

to je neki bug u notepadu...uglavnom, ako napises bilo sto u formatu 4-3-3-5 (broj slova u rijeci) dobijes isti rezultat....

U baru prilazi tip komadu:
"Želiš li malo magije?"
Komad:
"Kakve magije?"
Tip:
"Odemo kod mene, puknemo se i ti nestaneš!"