zasto je pile preslo cestu....staro je...ali je fora :)
 

Zašto je pile prešlo cestu?






UČITELJICA: Da dođe na drugu stranu.

PLATON: Za više dobro.

ARISTOTEL: U prirodi je pileta da prelazi cestu.

KARL MARX: To je povijesna nužnost.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: To je bio isprovocirani čin pobune i sasvim smo opravdano ispustili 50 tona nervnog plina na njega.

HIPOKRAT: Zbog viška ravnodušnosti u gušterači.

MARTIN LUTHER KING: Imam viziju svijeta u kojemu će svi pilići biti slobodni da prelaze cestu, a da se pritom njihovi motivi ne dovode u pitanje.

MOJSIJE: Bog siđe s neba i reče piletu: "Ti ćeš prelaziti ceste".

FOX MULDER: Vidjeli ste pile vlastitim očima kako prelazi cestu. Koliko još pilića mora prijeći cestu da biste povjerovali?

RICHARD NIXON: Pile nije prešlo cestu. Ponavljam: pile NIJE prešlo cestu.

MACCHIAVELLI: Bitno je da je pile prešlo cestu i to opravdava svaki motiv koji je ono moglo imati.

JERRY SEINFELD: Zašto itko prelazi cestu? Zašto se netko ne zapita, na kraju krajeva, zašto se pile uopće vrzmalo tuda?

SIGMUND FREUD: Sama činjenica da vas uopće zanima zašto je pile prešlo cestu otkriva vašu seksualnu nesigurnost.

CARLOS VESTENDORP: To je jedini put koje pile može prijeći uzimajući u obzir Daytonski sporazum.

BILL GATES: Upravo smo izdali novi PileOffice 2001 koji ne samo da će prelaziti ceste, nego će ležati na vašim podacima i čuvati ih.

OLIVER STONE: Pitanje nije zašto je pile prešlo cestu, nego tko je još prešao dok smo mi bili zaokupljeni piletom.

CHARLES DARWIN: To je bio logičan korak nakon silaska s drveta.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Da li je pile prešlo cestu ili se cesta pomicala ispod pileta, zavisi od vašeg položaja u referentnom sustavu.

BUDDHA: Postavljanje tog pitanja negira našu vlastitu pileću prirodu.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: Da umre... Na kiši... Samo...

BILL CLINTON: Ja nisam imao nikakvu nemoralnu vezu s tim piletom.

DARTH VADER: Pile nije moglo odoljeti moći tamne strane.

KAPETAN KIRK: Ceste... Krajnje granice... Ovo su putnici USS Jajagera. Njihova petogodišnja misija je otkrivanje novih civilizacija i hrabri odlazak tamo kuda nijedno pile nije otišlo.

STALJIN: Ne zanima me, samo ga uhvatite! Trebaju mi jaja za omlet...

SALVADOR DALI: Riba.

RENNE DESCARTES: Mislim, dakle pile postoji!

ISAAC NEWTON: Pile koje se nalazi u stanju mirovanja ostat će na jednom mjestu. Pile koje se kreće u nekom referentnom sustavu prelazit će ceste.
GROUCHO MARX: Pile? Koja je poanta priče? Pa, ja sam imao ujaka koji je mislio da je pile. Ujna se umalo razvela od njega, ali ipak, trebala su nam jaja.

CEZAR: Da dođe, vidi i pobijedi.

ADOLF HITLER: Htjelo je pobjeći od plinske komore.





: lol2 :

E ovo je jako :clap:

DARTH VADER: Pile nije moglo odoljeti moći tamne strane.

Hehhee...
:D :D

Uber dobro:D :clap:

prejako

JANEWAY:Pile je htjelo stići u Alfa kvadrant
Chakotay: Who cares why? I just gotta find it. That was my animal guide!
Holodoc Zimmerman: How should I know? No one tells me anything around here. I didn't even know we added chickens to the crew. All I know is that it would have been nice if, before the chiken went off to cross the road, it had remembered to turn me off!

James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Mr. Scott:
'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain.

Dr. McCoy:
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a farmer!

Mr. Spock:
Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.

Mr. Data:
Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?

Mr. Worf:
For the honor of all chickens.

Odo:
I was the life of the party. Odo, be a chicken. I'm a chicken. Odo, cross the road. I crossed the road. Life of the party. I hate parties.

Counselor Troi:
I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it.

Computer:
Insufficient information.

The Borg:
Because resistance is futile.

Q:
I could have appeared as a common barnyard fowl, but their propensity for crossing roads ruled that out, so I came to visit you, Jean-Luc.

Voyager's crew:
It saw Neelix coming.

Janeway:
It was probably trying to get home.

Chakotay:
Whatever the reason or whatever its goals were, we must respect its right to cross the road and seek it's own spiritual awareness.
There is a legend among my people about a chicken...

Tuvok:
That's not a question we prefer to hear from a senior officer. It makes the junior officers nervous.

Kim:
I don't know; it's my first mission.

Torres:
It was probably trying to escape the stupid chicken traditions that its mother had foisted upon it.

Paris:
Well, I think that... say, that's a lovely shirt you're wearing.

The Doctor:
How should I know? No one ever tells me anything around here. I didn't even know that we added chickens to this crew.
It was trying to become more than it was, much like myself. I daresay it couldn't sing in an opera, but that doesn't mean it didn't want to try.

Neelix:
Here, chicken, chicken, chicken...
You know, Commander, chicken tastes just scrumptuous with leola root!
Actually, Captain, I'm not really familiar with the chickens in this system... but if you can catch it, I can cook it.

Kes:
It was remembering the time when its ancestors crossed roads all the time. They lost those abilities because they stopped using them.

Seven:
I do not see the point of that question, unless you intend to introduce fowl aboard Voyager.

The Chicken: Why do you keep bringing me back to the road?
The Prophets (Wormhole Aliens): You exist here.


Ovaj zadnji s prorocima mi je zakon.



I ovi non Trek:

Roseanne Barr:
Urrrrrp. What chicken?

Wolfgang von Beethoven:
What? Speak up.