Yep, kak ga je gađal s hranom:D

Reasons Why Captain Janeway Is Better Than Captain Picard

1.One word: hair

2.More hair than all previous Star Trek commanding officers combined.

3.Drinks coffee, not that sissy "Earl Grey" stuff.

4.Beams down to the planet like real Captains should.

5.Mutes the doctor when the doctor gets out of line.

6.Hasn't let an adolescent pilot the Federation flagship -- yet.

7.Commanded ships blown up: Picard: 2 Janeway: 0

8.Voyager needs a female Captain. Its Captain must be willing to admit they're lost and pull over for directions.

9.Picard likes to talk his way through. Janeway likes to punch her way through.

10.Hasn't quoted Shakespeare -- yet.

11.Looks better in sleepwear.

12.Isn't French with an English accent.

13."Take this cheese to sickbay!" I don't know why this is here, either, but I loved that line!

14.Will give you two days off to ponder your lifeshattering experience.

15.When Janeway lands her ship, it can take off again.

16.Janeway says "I don't like you!" to her enemies instead of trying to convince them to behave better.

17.To comfort children, Janeway cares for them in a loving motherly way. Picard sings a song...in French...about a monk...who can't wake up for morning bells.

18.The only children on Voyager can be turned off at will.

19.Janeway has a First Officer with a tattoo.

20.She doesn't have any pesky Federation Admirals to get in her way.

21.Three words: Compression Phaser Rifles.

22.Acknowledges freely when she breaks the Prime Directive instead of trying to weasle her way out of it with philosophical ramblings.

23. 30 episodes without surrendering the ship.

24. 30 episodes and Wesley has yet to save the ship.

25.Janeway's holo programs create useful things like doctors and lungs. Picard's holodecks create maniacal evil geniouses who yet again take over the ship.

26.She doesn't need to straighten her uniform every time she stands.

27.Janeway has never worn green tights and frolicked about in Sherwood Forest. However, if she did, she would look fantastic!

28.Kirk looked good in ripped shirts; Picard looked good without a shirt; Janeway would look... no, they can't do that on network television.

29.Cheese

30.Doesn't force her crew to wear awful outfits, unless it is to blend in with a primitive planet.

31.She doesn't waste time learning foreign languages. All lifeforms in the Delta Quadrant speak perfect English.

32.Her engineer does not wear a bananna clip over her eyes.

33.Slouches in her chair even in critical life-threatening moments.

34.Doesn't have a Counselor on board (thank God!).

35.Her telepath only lives nine years.

36.Janeway heard the words "boldly go where no man (er, woman) has gone before" and took them to the extreme.

37.45,000 light-years is one thing. Every point in the universe instantaneously? That's excessive!

38.Picard tells alien cultures, "I hope our two cultures will one day come to a greater understanding." Janeway threatens them with "the deadliest of force".

39.Janeway's Security Chief would never grow a ponytail.

40.The high point of Enterprise cuisine were scrambled eggs that only Worf could stomach.

41.Janeway doesn't have to point which way to go when they set off.

42.Maintains an elaborate hairdo that would baffle even Princess Leia.

43.Has mastered facial expression understood by all to mean, "Boy, Paris, are YOU ever stupid."

44.Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese. I can't help myself!

45.Hugs her Vulcan from time to time.

46.Has a more manly voice.

47.Doesn't have a starship that splits in half when it's in a tight spot.

48.Has a dog and a significant other, not some damn fish!

49.Kes. Troi. No contest.

50.Neelix. Replicator. Ok, this one's debatable.

51.At least she doesn't have to yell "Hot!" at her cook every time she wants something to drink.

52.Her ship has neat-looking folding warp nacelles.

53.Her CONN officer actually went through the Academy.

54.Her OPS officer can use contractions.

55.Her first officer has a halucinogenic device.

56.None of the crew members' relatives have ever tried to take over the ship, invade the Federation, steal a starship, or enslave all humankind.

57.To help her relax, Janeway's first officer helps her contact her spirit guide. Picard's first officer helps him get . . . to Risa.

58.Riker never smiled at Picard that way.

59.Q asked Janeway to run away with him and she refused. Q asked Picard's girlfriend to run away with him and she accepted.

LOL , ovo je dobro :D

These are the best LOLs I've ever seen

danas je bila teska banana od dosade. da ne bi bilo zabune pod time mislim u okvirima Voyager serijala a ne DS9, sto bi bilo neusporedivo.

ja jeva cekam negdje 2 ili 3 serijal kad budu se malo poslozili onda tek pocinenje prava paljaza i zabava.:D

Na kraju 3 sezone... pisanje pocinje biti na razini najboljih prica ikad u SF-u. Neke od naj lucidnijih ideja ikad, toliko dobre da bi se po pojedinim komotno mogli filmovi snimati.

Ovo nemore negirati cak ni Mighty Mc IceFisherman ;)

a tek kad se Q pojavi , pa 8472 and then 7 of 9 :D

Šteta što s dolaskom 7of9 odlazi Kes:(

da steta.:(

Nikad prezaljena :(

Ajmo svi plakat. :D

Pa ako nastavis brzinom pisanja PM-a, mozda i pocnemo :(

Bil bi to prvi ST ep sa dvije trebe

Evo svoj 500-stoti post posvećujem Star Treku i svim trekerima i trekkijima.
:beer: :beer:
Još samo 63 posta do Žderonja!

Ne znam, Kes ima svojih trenutaka, ali definitivno nije u klasi 7 of 9. Možda Neelix na nju utječe? :D

mozda je i to.

WTF???
 

Danas na prvom programu HRT-a



Da mi je znati ke je sad to ?
Za taj star trek još nisam čul :rolleyes:

kvr...,dovr...,glup...,nabi..., propustia sam to.

Je li gleda ko, o čemu se radi?

I ja sam propustio :(

Nema to veze sa ST serijom,u to vrijeme je bila neka emisija o nekioj djeci.Isto to je pisalo i na teletextu.

Točno , a ni mi se dalo gledati kaj je to , ja sam več mislil da su snimili nekakav novi star trek a kad ono :rambo:

:D

Kaj je to bilo na Hrt-u o ST-u?
Kaj velite da napravimo peticiju da Nova TV ili RTL stavi ST npr. Enperprise( sa Archerom) i onda bi imali dvije epizode dnevno?:D

Good thinking! Onda reci bye bye životu van gledanja ST.
Šteta što nema neki ST chanel na satelitu...:D

Ak ko ima acount na st formumu nek stavi peticiju!

Evo i moj mali jubilej (50-ti post) pa ga i ja posvećujem najdražem threadu :beer: :beer: :beer:

Katica: "Nema puno farmera iz 20. st. koji se voze Delta kvadrantom"

LOL

Prva epizoda je bila odlična.

Kak su se usrali kad je Tom upalil makinu, a i face kad su vidjeli mrcinu kak leti u svemiru. : roller :

damn , ja sam zaspal na zadnjoj epizodi


more ko reči o čemu se delalo :rolleyes:

Ja uvijek zaspem pred kraj treće pa tako i sada al nema beda pošto sam ih već prije gledao.

A u zadnjoj se radi o tome [SPOILER AHEAD IAKO STE SVI GLEDALI] da se Kim probudi na Zemlji saznavši da je Voyager uništen prije nekoliko mjeseci a da niti on niti Paris nisu stupili na njega; Kimova zaručnica (dobra je dobra) prigovara na njegovo čudno ponašanje ali on svejedno ne kuži šta se dogodilo i pokušava se vratit na Voyager; nalazi Parisa u nekoj bilijarskoj krčmi :beer: u Marseillu, njih dvojica ukradu šatl Yellowstone i ulete u vremenski pomak dok im je za repom Nebula; Kim se pojavi u "normalnom" svemiru i vraća se na Voyager. A za sve ovo su zapravo bila kriva neka čudna bića a jedno od njih je bilo utjelovljeno u konobaru Kimove omiljene kavane. :beer: HaPPy EnD :)

fesinejtin .... thnx:beer:

jor velkam

end hir iz d ful riport:Non Sequitur

indžoj ridin' :beer:

Mnogi su se sa njim u početku sprdali.

Mnogi su ga omalovažavali, no on je sve stoički podnosio
dok nije postao punopravni član.

Oni koji su ga podcijenili ili jos gore uvrijedili, skupo su platili :rambo:

Ovo je naj legendarnija lekcija kojom je doctor pokazao
tko je naj opakiji igrač sa ove strane crne rupe :)

Snimka za uspomenu (4MB) : Tuvok, pokreni Fotonski Top !

Visage daj stavi neki normalni link na ovom nešto javlja da se nemože downloadat sa tripoda ili nešto tak

meni dela , njanjanajnajnajna :D

Ma arbajtuje ko urica :cool:

Koji browser ?

Fino copy link pa ga zdravo seljacki pukni u toolbar i to je to, ili ga odmah save-aj na disk, kao target.

Malo mi je cudno da ovako narcisoidno gledas svoje vlastite filmove :D

To je malo ipak.... ;)

Taj dan nisam bio baš pri sebi pa da vidim kak sam izgledal kao kapetan i onak lud ko šiba.
Browser je IE:D

IE?

Ti doctore zbilja volis ziviti opasno ;)

Pa opet (ako nemas nista drugo) mozes opisanom metodom skinuti ili ako ima neki download manager +
link.

dobra današnja epizoda....na početku sam zabrijo da će biti neki holodeck shit...al sam kasnij skužio da sam ju gledo i prije

btw kes je opaqa bitch i štel bi ju imati za po doma :D

kaj da cisti i pere ves ili nekaj drugo;)

Jedno i drugo :D .